教师对小学生的自我介绍幽默
you raise me up mp3英文版
Hello everyone! My name is Miss Smith and I am so excited to be your teacher this year. I thought I would start off by telling you a little bit about myself in a fun and humorous way.
First of all, I love chocolate. In fact, I love it so much that I have a secret stash of chocolate hidden in my desk. If you ever need a little pick-me-up during the day, just come and see me.
Secondly, I am a huge fan of cheesy jokes. So get ready for some puns and wordplay throughout the year. I promise they will make you groan and roll your eyes, but hopefully they will also make you smile.
Lastly, I am a bit of a klutz. I am always tripping over my own feet or spilling things. So if you ever see me with a bandage on my knee or a stain on my shirt, just know that I am probably just being my usual clumsy self.
I can't wait to get to know each and every one of you and have a fantastic year together. Let's make learning fun and exciting!
中文版
大家好！我叫史密斯老师，非常高兴今年能成为你们的老师。我想以一种有趣幽默的方式向大家介绍一下我自己。
首先，我喜欢巧克力。事实上，我非常喜欢它，以至于我在办公桌里藏了一些秘密的巧克力。如果你们在一天中需要一点提神的话，就来我吧。
其次，我是一个超级喜欢冷笑话的人。所以在这一年里，准备好迎接一些双关语和文字游戏。我保证它们会让你们哼哧一笑，但希望它们也能让你们开心。
最后，我有点笨手笨脚。我经常绊倒自己或者弄洒东西。所以如果你们看到我膝盖上贴着绷带或者衬衫上有污渍，那就知道我可能只是在表现我那典型的笨拙。
我迫不及待地想要了解每一个人，并和大家一起度过一个美妙的一年。让我们一起让学习变得有趣和令人兴奋吧！