"We've got 3 minutes till it blows. We won't make it!"
"You've got to get out of here! Save yourself!"
"I won't leave you."
"Don't worry about me. I'm a robot. I'm just a machine!"
-"No,you're not. Not to me." -Oh,my God.
-What? -I am extremely talented.
-Yeah. You're great. -Yeah.
-Okay,let's take it from.. -No,I mean, I was really acting my ass off.
I thought I was pretty good,too.
Yeah,you're solid. You're just no me.
You know what? I think that's enough for now.
I don't want to be over-rehearsed.
Fine. I'll do it without you!
I don't need you or anybody else!
I'm gonna make it on my own!
You'll see! You'll all see!
The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
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It's a new TV show.
I'm up for the part of Mac, Machiavelli, or "Mac"!
I'm a detective and I solve crimes with my robot partner.
He's a
electronically enhanced secret enforcer.
Or "C.H.E.E.S.E."
-So Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.? -That's the title!
They lucked out that the initials spell "cheese."
That is lucky.
the star of your own TV show.
I mean,you'll be like the "Big Cheese" or the "Big Mac." Hey, you love those!
Don't get your hopes up. It probably won't happen.
Why would you say that?
Well,I mean, come on, guys. My own TV show?
-I don't know if I'm good enough. -I am.
What are you talking about? You're a terrific actor.
-You really think so? -How can you even ask that question?
-She's pretty. -Yeah. And she's really nice too.
She taught me all about how to work
and "smell the fart" acting.
-I'm sorry. What? -Excuse me?
It's like you got so many lines to learn
sometimes you need time to remember your next one.
So while you're thinking of it, you take this pause where you look intense.
You know, like this:
Okay.
Here's my scene! Here's my scene!
Mrs. Wallace? I'm Dr. Drake Ramorey, your sister's surgeon.
You sister is suffering
Well,Eva,we've done some excellent work here.
And I would have to say your problem is quite clear.
All you want is a tinkle
What you envy's a schwang
慢慢来会比较快A thing through which you can tinkle
Or play with or simply let hang
你说过了吗I play Al Pacino's butt.
All right?
He goes into the shower and then, I'm his butt.
-Oh,my God. -Come on,you guys.
This is a movie and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!
轻轻地你走了It's terrific. You deserve this. After years
you've finally cracked your way into show business.
Okay,fine, make jokes. I don't care. This is a big break for me.
-No,you're right,it is. -Yeah.明星走光
So,you gonna invite us to the big opening?
All right,I'm out of here. Wish me luck.
Good luck,good luck We all wish you good luck
Yeah,whatever.
Wow,if I could dance, I'd be a triple threat.
It's your turn.
Oh,are we playing this?
How'd the audition go?
Terrible. I messed up every word. I shouldn't even be an actor.
Wait. Are you pretending it didn't go well, but it really did go well?
-Yeah, did I fool you? -Totally!
-So it did go well? -Amazingly well!
-Great! -It's down to me and two other guys.
And they're really good.
One's from those allergy commercials who's chased by flowers.
Oh,I love that guy!
What are you doing?
What am I doing?
-I feel like my head's gonna explode. -Well,it is overdue.
-Don't worry. You'll be fine. -But it's so much pressure.
What you guys do is different. I don't know if you'd understand.
Yeah,we don't have pressure at our jobs.
I know what time it is,but I'm looking at the wee-ness and I'm not happy.
Well,I'm tearing the lettuce.
-Is it dirty? -Don't worry,I'll wash it.
Don't. I like it dirty.
That's your call.
So what are you going to do next?
I thought I'd cut up the tomatoes.
Are they firm?
-They're all right. -You sure they haven't gone bad?
You sure they're not very,very bad?
-No,really. They're okay. -You gonna slice them real nice?
Actually,I was gonna do them julienne.
I'm out of here.
I'm quitting. I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on
and she didn't even buy it.
I'm quitting. That's it. I'm talking to my boss right now.
Yes,I am. Yes,I am.
Bye. Call me when you get this message.
Well,what happened?
Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was
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