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/ 传说中有位传奇大侠 / 他武艺高强  一身传奇功夫 / 他云游四方寻实力相当的对手 / 你好像挺爱吃  那你干脆吃本大爷一拳 / 大侠一声不吭 因为嘴里塞满了吃的 / 等他咽下去了 就开口了 / "少废话,尽管出招" / 拿命来 / 他杀气腾腾 / 他那生猛招式让对手眼花缭乱双目失明 / 我看不见了 / 他也太猛啦 / 他好帅哦/ 我们如何报答你? / 行侠仗义  帅气生猛 / 不求回报 / 无论他面对多少对手 / 他们都会沦为他的手下败将 / 从来没有哪个熊猫这么威风过  这么受崇拜 / 就连盖世豪杰 / 威猛五侠 / 也对这位大师顶礼膜拜 / 一块乐乐去? / 没意见 / 不过没时间乐子了 / 因为一旦面对恶魔山成千上万的大小恶魔 / 唯有一件最重要  那就是...
/ 阿宝  起来 / 得赶紧开工了 / 什么!? / 阿宝  快起来 / 阿宝  你在上面干嘛呢? / 没干嘛 / 金猴、螳螂、 仙鹤、 灵蛇、 娇虎 / 阿宝  快点  开工啦 / 来啦 / 对不起  爸爸 / 说"对不起"不能帮你做面条 / 你刚才在上面干嘛? 那么吵 / 没干嘛 只是做了一场梦 / 什么梦?  / 嗯? / 你梦见什么了? / 我梦见?  呃 / 我梦见了... / 面条 / 面条!  你是真的梦见面条了吗? / 是啊  我还能梦见什么呢  / 谢谢 / 小心 那面条扎嘴 / 噢 我好开心 / 我儿子终于梦见面条啦 / 我盼星星盼月亮终于盼来了这一刻 / 这是个好兆头 / 什么好兆头? / 你就快准备好了 我可以完全放心的把我的秘方 / 仙汤的秘方传给你了 / 然后你就可以水到渠成的 从我手里接下这面条铺 / 就像我从我父亲手里接下它 我父亲从我爷爷手里接下它 / 我爷爷打麻将赢下它 / 爸爸 爸爸 爸爸  那只是一个梦 / 不  那是远大梦想 / 我们是做面条的 血脉里流淌着汤汁 / 可是爸爸你有没有想过做点别的事? / 除了面条以外的事? / 其实啦  我年少轻狂的时候 / 倒是想过出去闯闯  去拜师学做豆腐 / 那怎么没去? / 因为那是痴人说梦 / 我做豆腐?还不如买块豆腐撞死 / 呵  豆腐 / 不! 各司其职 各归其位才是 / 我属于这儿  而你呢... / 我知道 我也属于这 / 不  是号、号、号、号桌 / 记得要微笑服务
/ 身手不错  徒儿们! 只可惜还是让我失望 / 娇虎 你不够凶猛! 金猴 你不够快 / 仙鹤不够高,灵蛇不够敏捷  螳螂... / 禀告师父 什么事? / 是乌龟大师 他想见您 / 乌龟大师  您要见我  出什么事了吧? / 难道一定要出什么事我才能和老朋友见面吗? / 那么  没出事? / 这个嘛 我也没这么说 / 你刚才说...? / 我有一个预感 / 大龙会杀回来 / 这怎么可能  他在大牢里 / 一切皆有可能 / 小善! / 快飞到长岗监狱 / 叫他们加倍看守 加倍武装  该加倍的都加倍 / 决不能让大龙越狱 / 遵命  师父 / 越想逃避宿命  越会在半道上跟宿命撞个正着 / 必须想办法 不能让他闯进山谷 他是想复仇 / 他会... 他会... / 你的思绪就像这池水  朋友 / 稍有外界触动就很难清澈明朗 / 可如果让它静下来 / 答案顿时变得清晰了 / 神龙秘笈 / 是时候了 / 可谁呢? 该把这孕藏无限神功的秘密托付给谁呢? / 谁将成为神龙大侠? / 我也不知道 / 不好意思  过一下 / 喂! 当心点 / 对不起 收腹! / 对不起  我太失礼了 / 什么? / 乌龟大师要选神龙大侠  就今天 / 各位 各位 快去翡翠宫 威猛五侠 有一个会拿到神龙秘笈 / 这我们可是等了好久啊  快带着面条去吧 / 今天可是武林的大日子 还给什么钱呢!
快去吧! / 阿宝  你要去哪儿? / 我去翡翠宫 / 那也别忘了推着小车卖面条 / 山谷的村民都会去  人手一碗面条 那就赚翻了 / 还要卖面条? / 爸爸  其实我在想 也许我... / 怎么? / 我在想也许我... / 呵呵 / ...也许我还能卖豆沙包 不然都要发霉了 / 这才是乖儿子 / 我就说那个梦是个好兆头 / 是呀 美梦一场 / 我要当神龙大侠 / 我也是 / 山都连上天了/ 快  赶紧走 / 走了 / 快啊  加油 / 就快到了 / 哦? / 不  噢  不! / 你好可怜! 我们会给你带些纪念品 / 不  我给你们带还差不多 / 今天意义非凡 / 是不是  乌龟大师? / 是啊 我原来还担心我没法活到今天呢 / 你的徒儿都准备好了吗? / 是的 乌龟大师 / 你得明白 老朋友 / 无论我选中谁 他都会把和平带到山谷 / 也会把安宁带给你 / 比武大会现在开始 / 喔 不  等等 / 我来了 等等 老兄别关! / 喂  快开门 / 让我进去
/ 和平谷的父老乡亲们 / 今日老夫有幸向诸位介绍  娇虎、 / 灵蛇、仙鹤、金猴、螳螂 / 威猛五侠 / 威猛五侠  啊 哦 / 五侠 请就位 / 等等 哦 偷看一下 / 准备比武 / 是千条火蛇 / 快看呐 / 喂 快让开 / 最后是  娇虎女侠 / 各位父老乡亲 真正的绝活你们还没看到呢 / 我没看到 / 娇虎女侠 对抗铁牛的死亡之虎 / 我感觉到神龙大侠就在我们中间 / 和平谷的父老乡亲们 / 乌龟大师现在将选出神龙大侠 / 啊完了? 不! 等等 / 耶 / 阿宝 / 你这是在干什么呀? / 你说我在干什么 别吹别吹 / 我要进去看神龙大侠那 / 这我就不明白了 你好不容易梦见面条的呀! / 我骗你的  我根本就没梦见什么面条 / 我爱  功/夫~~!
/ 走吧 儿子 咱回家干活去吧 / 好吧 / 快回来 / 怎么回事 / 这是哪儿? / 干嘛指着我? / 噢 好吧 对不起 / 我就是想看看谁是神龙大侠 / 这可真有意思 / 大师 您指的是我吗? / 是他 / 谁? / 你 / 我? / 天际环宇已经把他送来了  神龙大侠 / 什么? / 什么?! / 什么? / 什么?! / 站住  等等  谁让你们抬轿? / 乌龟大师  等等 / 那个焉儿叭肌的熊猫  不可能是我们要的神龙大侠 / 你原来要指的是娇虎 可那个肉团正巧掉下来 / 这只是个意外! / 从来就不存在什么意外 / 请原谅 师父 我们辜负了您 / 不 如果明天早上那熊猫还不走 / 那就是我辜负你们
/ 等等等等  我捎来了 / 功夫大师的信 / 什么?! / 加强兵力 / 特别防御 / 你的监狱也许不够坚固 / 那么你是怀疑我的监狱不安全? / 小的绝对没这个胆 / 师父交代的 小的只是送信的 / 那你也替我捎个信给你那个什么师父 / 想从长岗监狱逃走 绝对不可能 / 很壮观 是不是? / 那是 真是很壮观的是 / 相当的壮观 / 同一道门进 同一道门出 / 一千名看守 看守一名囚犯 / 是啊 只不过那个囚犯 / 是 大龙 / 放我们下去 / 你干什么? / 真要命 / 看吧 这就是大龙 / 我看我还是在这儿等吧 / 这没什么好怕的 这儿安全得很 / 手 待命 / 手 / 嘿 硬汉 你听说了吗 / 乌龟终于要把神龙秘笈给人了 不过那个人不是你 / 哦 你干什么 别激怒他 / 他还能怎么着? 我早就已经让他动弹不得了 / 噢  我是不是踩到小猫咪的尾巴了? / 好啦  我已经看够了 / 我会跟师父说 他没什么可担心的 / 是啊 多余担心 / 我一定转告 / 我们赶紧走吧? / 等等 / 我想这一定是搞错了 大家好像都以为我是...
/ 这是奇侠圣殿 我没做梦吧 / 瞧这多气派 / 飞天犀牛大师的盔甲 上面还留着刀伤痕 / 勇者大刀 / 听说绝对锋利 看一眼就会被割伤  噢 / 这是隐形天命三叉戟 / 我只见过这幅画的冒牌货 / 噢 / 呢喃武士们的灵坛 / 据说装着整个天守大军的亡灵 / 有人吗 / 观光到此结束了吗? / 对不起 我应该先来看你的 / 我的耐心是有限的 / 这! 反正你也没地方可去 / 你转过身? / 行 / 嗨 你好 / 怎么把五千个...  哦是师父! / 有人...打碎了它 / 不过我会把它粘好 你这有没有...? / 胶水 / 扎手了 / 你就是传奇的神龙大侠? / 呃 我猜是吧 / 错! / 你不是神龙大侠 你永远成不了神龙大侠 除非... / 除非你掌握了神龙秘笈里的秘决 / 哦 那么 我该怎么拿? / 你有没有梯子? 或者蹦床? / 哼哼  你以为这么容易 我会把无限神功的秘决
/ 随随便便给你?  / 不 我... / 首先必须要达到功夫的最高境界 / 显然最不可能达到这种境界的就是像你这样的 / 像我这样的? / 对  瞧瞧你  屁股圆肥 胳膊松 / 人家这团肉最怕疼  还有这肚子 / 大得像个草坪 / 不干不净  完全无视个人卫生 / 赶紧打住 没这么寒碜人的 / 别站这么近 你的口臭扑鼻 / 听着 乌龟说我是... / 无须铁指扣! 别用无须铁指扣 / 这招你知道? / 无须大师在秦朝发明的 我知道 / 那你一定知道我动一下小指会怎么样 / 别!  / 知道最难的是什么? / 最难的是完事后怎么清理干净 / 懂了  求你放过我吧 / 你给我仔细听好了 熊猫 / 乌龟是选中了你 不过等你在我这儿领教过之后 / 在我这儿领教过之后 你就会后悔被选中了  听明白了吗? / 是 很明白 很明白 明明白白 / 很好 / 我都等不及了 / 我们开始吧
/ 等等 / 什么? / 对! 现在 / 除非你认为乌龟大师错了  你不是神龙大侠 / 哦 好吧  我... / 我不知道 那些招术我是不是全都会 / 嘿嘿 如果不试一下就永远不会知道 / 呃  是呀 只是也许我们 可以一些更适合我这样水平的 / 你是什么水平? / 呃  反正我不是大师 不过... / 我们可以从“零”开始 没水平 / 呵 不! 你上哪儿都不到“没水平”这个水平 / 我从这个开始吧 / 这个? / 我们是用来训练小孩的 或者大热天用它来顶门的 / 可如果你非要用它 / 哇 威猛五侠 / 真人比玩具娃娃大多了  可除了你 螳螂 差不多一样小 / 来吧 熊猫  给我们露一手 / 他们都要看吗? 要不等他们先撤了再说吧 / 出拳吧 / 好吧 不过我刚吃饱 我还在消化 / 所以我的功夫可能会... 打点折扣 / 赶快出拳 / 好吧 / 谁怕谁呀 你就等着我露一手吧
/ 你敢欺负我朋友? 我打得你满脸桃花开 / 我用脚丫子问候你 我看你怎么办 / 出招吧  我左晃 我右晃 / 你没看见过熊猫拳吧 你只见过螳螂捕蝉什么的 / 或者我们该试试猴子耍宝 / 或者来几下金蛇狂舞 / 你倒是给我打呀! / 好吧 好吧 / 再试一下 打重点 / 怎么样? 哇 / 好疼 / 要赶走他好像并不难 / 有点头昏 / 这铁家伙  看来我要... / 我的鸡鸡 / 我表现如何? / 总算见识“没水平”了 / 我真是无语了 / 可不是吗 / 我真不明白乌龟大师是怎么想的 / 那个可怜虫会送命的 / 他是那么的“威风”
/ 神龙大侠坐着火球从天而降 / 他一走动 大地都会颤抖 / 按理说 乌龟大师会选一个真正会功夫的人 / 是呀  至少手能碰到脚趾头 / 他胖得连脚趾头都看不见 / 好了 / 糟糕 / 嗨 你醒了 / 被你吵醒的 / 我只是... / 今天够呛? / 那功夫真够难的 对吗? 你二头筋酸吗? / 今天一天真是又长又叫人泄气 所以... / 是呀  我现在也许真该睡一会儿了 / 是呀 是呀 当然 那好/ 谢谢 / 我只想说 我好崇拜你们 / 弃河大战的时候 你们表现神勇 / 面对千倍敌人 你们毫不退缩 你们... / 请多包涵 / 呃  听着 你不属于这儿 / 我知道 我知道 你说的对 / 我...什么都不会 我只是... / 我从小就有一个梦...
/ 不不不  我的意思是你不属于这儿 就是这房间 这是我的房间 / 仙鹤房产 / 哦  懂了 对对 / 那么 对  你想睡觉了 / 对  打扰了 / 明天还有大事要做呢 / 好吧  你很牛  我就说这些了 OK  拜拜 / 说什么呢? / 我什么都没说 / 那好 走了 晚安 / 做个好梦 / 真有点尴尬 / 娇虎大侠  我没想吵醒你  只是... / 你不属于这里  是呀 是呀  当然 / 这是你的房间 / 我是说 你不属于我们翡翠宫 / 你是武林的耻辱  如果你 / 还懂得尊重我们这些大侠 尊重武林 / 那你明天一早就离开 / 我崇拜你
/ 看来你已经发现了这棵天资神明圣桃树 / 就是这棵树?  不好意思  我还以为是平常的桃树 / 这我理解 你心情烦燥 所以你就吃 / 心烦?  我没心烦 你怎么觉得我心烦 / 你到底心里在烦些什么? / 我今天的表现有可能是历史上最烂 / 功夫史上最烂  最烂史上最烂 / 有可能 / 还有那五个  你真该看看他们那样 他们恨死我了 / 恨死了 / 师父怎么才能把我训练成神龙大侠呢? / 我不是那五个 / 我没有利爪  没有翅膀  没有毒液 / 连螳螂都有那样的东西 /
我还是放弃吧  回家做我的面条 / 放弃  不放弃 / 做面条  不做面条 / 你患得患失 太在意从前 又太担心将来 / 有句话说得好 / 昨天是段历史 / 明天是个谜团 / 而今天是天赐的礼物 / 像珍惜礼物那样珍惜今天 / 糟了 / 怎么啦? / 各就各位  快 快 快 / 发射 / 发射! / 发射! / 大龙越狱了  我去告诉师父 / 你哪儿都别想去  他跑不了 / 放开我! / 拉起来! / 等等!  放下来! / 他往这儿来了 / 他跑不远的  弓箭手! / 死定了  这下肯定死定了 / 我们还没死呢  射! / 可以逃命了吗? / 逃命! / 很高兴师父派你来 / 我还以为他们把我忘了 / 你飞回去告诉他们 / 真正的神龙大侠要回家了
/ 早上好  师父 / 熊猫 / 熊猫 / 快起来! / 他放弃了 / 现在怎么办?  师父  熊猫走了 谁做神龙大侠呢 / 我们现在唯有继续练功 不久以后 / 真的神龙大侠一定会出现 / 你在干什么? / 嗨 早上好师父 / 我是想先热一下身 / 你卡住了 / 卡住? 没有啊 / 不 这是我的...  是 我卡住了 / 去帮他  / 真要命 / 我数... / 谢谢 / 不用客气 / 真的我好感谢... / 打住 / 你真的以为你用一个晚上就能学会大劈叉吗? / 韧柔性需要苦练好几年 / 然后再花好几年  把它用在格斗中 / 你快把它放下 / 我们这儿收集的纪念品  只有关节被打碎的骨头 / 耶  好过瘾 / 我们开始吧 / 准备好了吗? / 对不起老弟  你不是说准备好了吗! / 这实在太牛啦  我们再来 / 我一直对你很客气 现在不会了 / 你下一个对手就是我 / 好啊  耶  出招吧 / 往前一步 / 真正的成功之道是发现对手的弱点... / 然后让他痛不欲生 / 啊 好爽啊 / 吸取他的力  给他垂直打击 / 直到他被打垮  或者放弃 / 真正的大侠决不会放弃
/ 放心师父  我决不放弃 / 他要是聪明  就不会再爬上台阶 / 可他会爬的 / 他不会放弃  对吗? / 他不会放弃往下翻滚 / 我记得你好像说针灸会让我舒服 / 相信我  没错的 / 只是很难准穴位  因为你身上有太多的... / 肥肉? / 毛  我要说的是毛 / 才怪 / 我可不会光凭大小论英雄  不是吗 / 你瞧我 我在这儿 / 也许这图你应该再看一遍 / 哦  明白了 / 不要  不 / 我知道师父这么做是想鼓励我 / 可我要是不了解他 / 我会以为他是想赶我走 / 我知道他表面上铁石心肠 / 可实际上是菩萨心肠 / 据传说 / 很久很久以前  师父脸上时常挂着微笑 / 骗人 / 不骗你 / 可后来出事了 / 出了什么事? / 大龙的事 / 是呀 我们其实不应该议论他的事 / 可是如果熊猫要留在这儿的话  就该知道
/ 各位各位  我知道大龙的事 / 他是师父的徒弟  徒弟中他第一个掌握了千卷功夫书 / 后来他变坏了  被关进大牢 / 他不只是个徒弟 / 他刚生下来就被师父捡到了 / 师父扶养他  把他当儿子 / 发现了他的功夫天份之后 / 师父就训练他 / 对他满怀信心  并告诉他  他注定成大器 / 可是大龙心比天高 / 他想要神龙秘笈 / 乌龟大师看出了他内心的阴暗面  拒绝了他 / 气急败坏的大龙重创和平谷 / 他妄图把秘笈抢走 / 师父不得不摧毁 他一手栽培的徒儿 / 可又不忍心下手 / 师父从来没有象爱大龙那样爱过任何人 / 从来没有 /
现在他有机会弥补当年的过错 / 训练出真正的神龙大侠 / 而你成了绊脚石 / 你这又肥又大的熊猫  把训练当儿戏 / 闹够了! / 等等  都怪我  我扎到他的面部神经了 / 碰巧把他心跳也弄停了 / 静下心来 / 静下心来 / 静下...静...静下... / .静下心来 / 是谁在那儿拍拍打打  快给我安静 / 静下心... / 哦  是小善 / 太好啦 / 我正想听些好消息 / 大师  大师 /
我... 我有个...有个很坏的消息 / 哦  师父 / 消息就是消息 没有好坏之分 / 大师  你的预言 你的预言成真了 / 大龙从牢里逃出来了  他要杀来了 / 这真是坏消息 / 如果你不相信神龙大侠能阻止他  那就是坏消息 / 那个熊猫!?  大师  那熊猫根本就不是神龙大侠 / 他根本不该来这儿  那完全是个意外 / 从来就不存在什么意外 / 我知道  这你说过两回了 / 两回  那这也不是什么意外 / 三回了 / 我的老朋友 / 那熊猫无法完成他的使命  你也无法完成你的使命 / 除非你不再幻想去控制命运 / 幻想? / 对  你看这棵树  师父 / 我不能随心所欲催它开花 / 也不能逼它提前结出果实来 / 可有些事我们能控制 / 我能让果子提前掉下来 / 我也能决定 / 去哪儿种它 / 这并不是什么幻想  大师 / 是啊 / 可是无论你做什么 / 那种子还是会长成桃树 / 你也许想要它长出  苹果 橘子  可是你只能得到 桃子 / 可是 桃子 无法打败大龙 / 也许他可以 / 只要你愿意引导他 / 精心培育他 / 而且相信他 / 可 怎么做 怎么做? / 我需要你帮助  大师 / 不  你只需要学会相信 / 请答应我  师父 / 答应我 你会学会相信 / 我... 我会尽力 / 很好 / 我的时辰到了 / 接下来的路你要自己走 老夫先去了 / 这...这...你这是? 这 / 大师 / 你不能丢下我 / 你必须...相信 / 大师
/ 我是说  是呀 老狼 算你狠 / 算你是人见人怕的大恶霸 / 可你给小费太小器啦 / 真的吗? 那么你是怎么活着脱身的? / 其实我没真正说出来 / 我就那么想的 / 只是心里想想 / 要是他能看到我的心思  他会说 怕你啦 / 请慢用  爱吃就好 / 味道真是好极了  这算什么 / 你们该尝尝我老爸的秘方仙汤  那是祖传秘方 / 你就别谦虚了  这可是极品 / 你的厨艺一流  只可惜我的嘴太小 / 娇虎  你一定得尝尝 / 据说神龙大侠连着几个月不吃东西 / 依然能生存  仅靠银杏叶的露珠和天地环宇之气 / 我的身体还不知道自己是神龙大侠 / 我可不能光靠露珠和那个环宇之气 / 干嘛?  没什么 你像师父 / 你成不了神龙大侠  除非你减四百多斤肉  天天刷牙 / 你发什么怪声?  笑声?  我从来没听过 / 好好练  熊猫  没准哪天 / 你会长出像我一样的耳朵 / 你真逗 / 耳朵  不好笑吗? 挺好玩的 / 是师父 / 当然是师父  我还能模仿谁? / 哦  是师父啊 /
你们觉得这好玩? / 大龙从牢里逃出来了  你们还在这儿胡闹 / 什么?  他是来抢神龙秘笈的 / 而你是唯一能阻止他的 / 我刚才还说你不会幽默啦 / 我要阻止大龙 / 你没开玩笑吧? 我要...哦 不 / 乌龟大师会阻止他  就像他上次那样 / 乌龟大师办不到 / 他不在了 / 我们唯一的希望就是神龙大侠 / 那熊猫? / 对  那熊猫 / 求你了师父  让我们阻止大龙  你训练我们就为这个 / 不  打败大龙绝对不是你们的使命 / 而是他的 / 他哪儿去了? / 你不能逃跑  真正的大侠决不放弃 / 那你看着 / 现实点
/ 我怎么能打败大龙?  我连逃跑都办不到 / 你能打败他  因为你是神龙大侠 / 你根本不相信  你从来就不相信 / 我一来到这儿 你就一直想赶我走 / 是的  当初是 / 可现在我要你相信你的师父  就像我相信我的乌龟大师 / 你不是我师父  我也不是什么神龙大侠 / 那你当初怎么不放弃  你明知道我想赶你走 可你留下了 / 对  我留下了 / 我留下 是因为每次你踩我脑门 / 或者说我臭  我很伤心 / 可是比这更伤心的 那就是至今我还是原来的我 / 我留下 是因为我想 如果有谁能改变我... / 让我变得不是我 / 那人就是你 / 因为你是最伟大的功夫大师!
/ 我的确能改变你 / 我的确能把你变成神龙大侠  一定能 / 得了吧  大龙现在就要杀过来了 / 就算他一百年才跑到这儿  你要怎么做... / 才能把这堆肉变成神龙大侠? 啊? / 怎么做? / 怎么做? / 说呀!? / 我不知道 / 我不知道 / 我就说嘛 / 苦练就是为了这一刻 / 娇虎 / 谁都别想拦我 / 我们不是想拦你 / 什么? / 我们是和你一起去! / 干嘛? 我心烦就爱吃东西 / 噢 你不用解释 / 我还以为你是金猴  他把杏仁饼干藏在最上头 / 别告诉金猴 / 你瞧瞧你 / 是呀 我知道 我老让你上火 / 不不 我是说 你是怎么上去的? / 我不知道 我猜... / 我... 我就是想吃饼干 / 可你一下子就能跳那么高 / 还做了个大劈叉 / 这个也算  这只是... / 一个意外 / 从来就没有意外 / 你跟我来 / 我知道你们教功夫的都神秘兮兮
/ 可你好歹告诉我这是去哪儿? / 大老远 / 把我拖这儿来 / 让我洗澡? / 熊猫 / 你在这圣泪池洗胳肢窝可是大不敬啊 / 什么? 什么池? / 乌龟大师就是在这里解开了 / 功夫之道的玄机 / 这里是 功夫 最初的 / 诞生地 / 你是不是想学功夫? / 想 / 那么我就是你的师父 / 好啊 / 不许哭 / 不哭 / 你一心想学功夫 / 全身心投入 / 结果糟透了 / 可也许这都是我的错 / 我不能用教那五个徒儿的方法教你 / 我悟到让你开窍的办法...
/ 是用这个 / 太好了 我都饿扁了 / 很好 / 等你练完了 才能吃 / 开始吧 / 你先吃  熊猫 / 就这么简单? / 不做仰卧起坐? 不用去跑山路? / 我发誓训练你 现在你练完了  你可以开吃了 / 慢用 / 嘿! / 我说你可以开吃了 快吃包子 / 嘿! / 你可以开吃了 / 我开吃?!  / 能吃到吗! / 我不饿 / 师父 / 砍断它! / 神龙大侠在哪儿? / 在你眼前的不就是吗? / 你以为我是傻子啊? / 我知道你不是神龙大侠  你们都不是!
/ 我听说他是坐着火球从天而降 / 听说他是高手  世人从没见过像他这样的大侠 / 阿宝?  / 原来他叫这名 阿宝 / 我终于到对手了 / 我们的巅峰对决将成为传奇 /
我来拉住绳子 你们去帮她 / 金猴 / 快去 / 我这是何苦呢? / 螳螂 / 快上 / 师父教的不错 / 可他没全教给你们 / 你表现很好 熊猫 / 表现很好? 只是很好? / 我很强大! / 但凡真正的英雄都懂得谦虚 / 没错 你很好 / 很强大 / 兄弟们? 喂! 他们都死了! / 不不 还有气 睡着了? 不 眼睛还睁着 / 我们斗不过他的点穴神功 / 他的武功更强了 / 谁? 大龙? 更强了? / 他出手太快了 / 对不起 阿宝 / 我还以为能够阻止他 / 他本可以杀了你们 / 可为什么没杀? / 好让我看见你们这副惨相被吓住  可他休想得逞 / 哦  吓着我了 吓着一点 / 其实我好怕 / 你能打败他 熊猫
/ 你开玩笑吧?  连他们都斗不过他! /他们是五大高手 我是一大低手 / 可你将拥有一件任何人都没有的法宝 / 你真认为我准备好了? / 是的 / 阿宝 / 此乃神龙秘笈 / 它归你了 / 等等 我看了之后会怎么样? / 没人知道  可据说连蝴蝶拍打翅膀你都能听出来 / 哦 真的? 好酷啊 / 没错 在黑洞中只有你能见到光 / 你还能感受天地环宇的每一丝太阳 / 我能打穿墙吗? / 我能 我能... 我能连做四个后空翻吗?  / 专心 / 我能隐形...?  / 专心 / 专心  噢 对 对 / 读完它 然后完成你的使命 / 读完它 你能成为 / 神龙大侠 / 好像打不开啊 / 开呀给我开 开呀你
/ 谢谢 / 我咬松了 所以你打开了 / 好了 开卷 / 空白的  / 什么?! / 你看 看 / 不 有规矩 我不能看 / 空白的 我真... / 我真不明白 / 算了 依我看 / 乌龟八成是个老疯子 / 不  乌龟的智慧岂是我等能比 / 哦 现实点吧 他选中我 纯属意外 / 我才不是什么神龙大侠 我骗谁呀? / 可谁能阻止大龙呢? / 他会摧毁一切 摧毁所有人 / 不 / 撤空和平谷  我们必须保护村民不受大龙的威胁 / 那你呢 师父?  / 我跟他斗 / 什么?  /我能抵挡他好一阵子 / 这样大家就能逃走 / 可师父 他会杀了你 / 这样我也能弥补过错了 / 你们都跟我仔细听着 / 接下来的路你们要自己走 多保重 / 能做你们的师父 我非常自豪
/ 我们要带大家安全离开 / 过来小家伙 我帮你妈妈 / 灵蛇 集合南面的村民  螳螂 北面 / 仙鹤 你引路 / 瞧 是神龙大侠 / 嘿 爸爸 / 阿宝 / 你回来就好 儿子 / 很高兴回来 / 我们走吧 阿宝 / 我们得另开一家铺子了 实际点吧 / 面条将来的趋势嘛 蔬菜都得切成块 / 不再是切成丝 / 另外 我还寻思着也许这回 / 厨房得盖得大些这样你就能舒坦点 / 怎么样? / 阿宝 我也怪不好受的 你没能如愿 / 也许你就没那个命 / 阿宝 别胡思乱想了 / 你命中注定还能干大事 / 我们是做面条的  我们的血脉里就流淌着汤汁 / 我心里乱得很 / 说实话 有时候我不相信我真是你儿子 /
阿宝 / 现在是时候了  有些事我也必须告诉你了 / 其实我早该告诉你 / 说吧 / 我要告诉你的是  我那秘方仙汤的秘密配方 / 听我说 那仙汤的秘密配方就是 / 不加料 / 我都说了 不加料! / 根本就没什么秘方! / 等等 就是平常的清汤面? / 你不加一些什么特别的调料吗? / 不需要加  要作出特别的东西 你必须相信他很特别 / 根本就没有什么所谓的秘笈 / 我回家了 师父 / 这不再是你的家  我也不再是你的师父
/ 对呀 你新收了爱徒 / 我上哪儿阿宝? / 被我吓跑了? / 这较量是你我之间的 / 那么只能是这样了 / 必须是这样 / 我在大牢里受了二十年的罪  就是因为你太软弱 / 徒弟服从师父不是软弱 / 你明知道我才是神龙大侠 / 你一直都知道 / 可乌龟当时就是不承认 / 你做了什么? 替我作主了吗? / 没有 / 你命中注定不是神龙大侠!  这不是我的错 / 不是你的错?! / 是谁让我满脑子梦想?! / 是谁逼我练功练到骨头都断了?! / 是谁害我当不成 神龙大侠?! / 这我没有权力决定 / 现在有了 / 快把秘笈交出来 / 我宁可 / 我做的一切都是为了让你自豪 / 告诉我你有多自豪  师父! / 告诉我! / 告诉我! / 我  我一直为你感到自豪 /
从一开始你就是... / 我的骄傲 / 就因为这样 / 我才没看清你 / 我太宠爱你 没有看出你在堕落 / 我的宠爱... / 让你走上了歧途 / 我很... / 我很抱歉 / 我不要你道歉 / 我要 神龙秘笈 / 什么?! / 它哪儿去了?! / 神龙大侠把秘笈带走了  早就走得远远的了 / 你永远别想看到秘笈 大龙 / 你永远... / 永远别想 / 哎呀 / 你是谁? / 老兄  我就是 神龙大侠 / 你? / 他? 他是熊猫 / 你是熊猫 你想怎么着 胖胖一屁股坐死我? / 别惹我 / 我呢 会用这个 / 你想要吗? 过来拿啊 / 到手了 / 那秘籍是我的 / 快如闪电
/ 是秘笈给了他功力 / 不 / 终于到手了 哦 好啊 / 神龙秘笈的力量现在归我了 / 什么都没有 / 没关系 我一开始也没弄明白 / 什么? / 根本没有所谓的秘笈 / 关键在自己 / 我都要尿了 / 不要 / 不要嘛 不要! / 你... / 赢不了我的 / 你... / 你  你只是个 大... / 胖... / 熊猫 / 我不是大胖熊猫 / 我是无敌胖熊猫
/ 无须铁指扣 / 哦  你知道这招? / 你吓唬我 你吓唬我 师父才不会教你呢 / 对 / 我是无师自通 接招吧 / 看啦! / 是神龙大侠
/ 是我儿子! 这个超可爱的功夫大侠是我儿子!
/ 儿子! / 谢谢 爸爸 / 兄弟们 / 大师 / 大师 / 大师? / 我师父去 / 大师 / 师父 师父 你没事吧?! / 阿宝 / 你还活着 / 还是我们都死了 / 不 师父 我没死 我打败大龙了 / 真的? / 喔 这应验了乌龟的预言 / 你就是神龙大侠 / 你给山谷... / 带来了和平
/ 让我 / 安心了 / 谢谢 / 谢谢你 阿宝 / 谢谢 谢谢 / 不! 师父!  不不 别死师父 求您了 / 我没死 你这笨蛋 / 神龙大侠 / 我只是心定了 静心了 / 那么我不该说话了 / 最好别说 / 想吃东西吗? / 好
(结尾曲)   
/ 每人都在进行战斗
/ 你的思想快如闪电
/ 尽管前路充满荆棘
/ 你仍书写你的传奇 ******1
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/ 你有如此高的天赋
/ 但又为何不为人知
/ 或许太过在乎自己
/ 道路艰辛远超想像
/ 但你必须勇往前行
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/ 你是沙粒中的钻石
/ 努力下去必将成器
/ 只要你能坚持下去
/ 战斗你一定能胜利  ******2
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英语版〈Kung Fu Panda〉
/ Legend tells of a / ...whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. / He traveled the land  in search of worthy foes. / l see you like to chew.  Maybe you should chew on my fist! / The warrior said nothing,for his mouth was full. / Then he swallowed. And then he spoke. / Enough talk. Let's fight! / Shashabooey! / He was so deadly in fact, / that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness. / My eyes!/ He's too awesome! / And attractive. / How can we repay you? / There is no charge for awesomeness. / Or attractiveness. / Kablooey! / lt mattered not how many foes he faced. / They were no match for his bodacity! / Never before had a panda  been so feared! And so loved. / Even the most heroic heroes in Ohina, / the Furious Five, / bowed in respect to this great master. / We should hang out. / Agreed. / But hanging out would have to wait. / Because when you're facing  the , demons of Demon Mountain, / there's only one thing that matters and
/ Po! Get up! / You'll be later for work! / What? / Po! Get up! / Po. What are you doing up there? / Nothing. / Monkey! Mantis! Orane! Viper! Tigress! / Po! Let's go! You're late for work. / Ooming! / Sorry,Dad. / Sorry doesn't make the noodles. / What were you doing up there?  All that noise. / Nothing. l just had a crazy dream. / About what? / What were you dreaming about? / What ? / l was / ...noodles. / Noodles? You were really  dreaming about noodles? / Yeah. What else  would l be dreaming about? / Oareful! That soup is sharp. / Oh,happy day! / My son,finally having the noodle dream! / You don't know how long l've been  waiting for this moment. / This is a sign,Po. / A sign of what? / You are almost ready to be entrusted  with the secret ingredient / of my Secret lngredient Soup. / Then you will fulfill your destiny  and take over the restaurant! / As l took it over from my father,who took it over from / ...who won it from a friend in mahjong. / Dad,Dad,Dad,it was just a dream. / No,it was the dream. / We are noodle folk.  Broth runs through our veins. / But,Dad,didn't you ever want  to do something else? / Something besides noodles? / Actually,when l was young and crazy, / l thought about running away  and learning how to make tofu. / Why didn't you? / Because it was a stupid dream. / Oan you imagine me making tofu? / Tofu. / No! We all have our place in this world. / Mine is here,and / l know,is here. / No,it's at tables ,,,and  / Service with a smile.
/ Well   if you were trying to disappoint me. / Tigress,you need more ferocity!  Monkey,greater speed. / Orane,height. Viper,subtlety.  / Master Shifu.  / What?! / lt's Master Oogway. He wants to see you. / Master Oogway,you summoned me?  ls something wrong? / Why must something be wrong  for me to want to see my old friend? / So,nothing's wrong? / Well,l didn't say that. / You were saying? / l have had a vision. / Tai Lung will return. / That is impossible! He is in prison. / Nothing is impossible. / Zeng! / Fly to Ohorh/Gom prison and tell them / to double the guards,double  their weapons,double everything! / Tai Lung does not leave that prison! / Yes,Master Shifu! / One often meets his destiny  on the road he takes to avoid it. / We must do something! We can't let him  march on the valley,take his revenge! / / Your mind is like this water,my friend. / When it is agitated,it becomes difficult to see. / But if you allow it / ...the answer becomes clear. / The Dragon Scroll. / lt is time. / But who? Who is worthy to be trusted  with the secret to limitless power? / To become the Dragon Warrior? / l don't know. / Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry. / Watch it! / Sorry.  / Suck it up! / Sorry.  / A thousand pardons. / What? / Master Oogway's choosing  the Dragon Warrior! Today! / Everyone! Get to the Jade Palace! One of  the Five is gonna get the Dragon Scroll! / We've waited , years for this!  Take the bowl! / This is the greatest day in kung fu history!
Just go! / Po! Where are you going? / To the Jade Palace. / You're forgetting your noodle cart. / The whole valley will be there,and you'll sell noodles to all of them. / Selling noodles? / But,Dad,l was thinking, / Yeah?  / l was thinking / ...could also sell the bean buns.  They're about to go bad. / That's my boy! / l told you that dream was a sign. / Yeah. Glad l had it. / l'm a kung fu warrior!  / Me,too! / There's spots at the top.  / Let's go. / Come on. Come on! / Almost there. / What? / No! Oh,no! / Sorry,Po.  / We'll bring you back a souvenir. / No. l'll bring me back a souvenir. / lt is an historic day. / lsn't it,Master Oogway? / Yes,and one l feared  l would not live to see. / Are your students ready? / Yes,Master Oogway. / Know this,old friend. / Whomever l choose will not only bring  peace to / ...but also to you. Let the tournament begin! / Let the tournament begin! / No,no,wait! / l'm coming! Wait,wait! / Hey! Open the door! / Let me in!
/ Oitizens of the Valley of Peace, / it is my great honor  to present Tigress! / Viper! Orane! Monkey! Mantis! / The Furious Five! / Yeah,the Furious Five! / Warriors,prepare! / Wait. No. Oh,peeky/hole. / Ready for battle!  / Yeah. / The Thousand Tongues of Fire. / Look at that. / Hey! Get out of the way! / And finally Master Tigress! / And believe me,citizens,you have not seen anything yet. / l know! / Master Tigress! Face lron Ox  and his Blades of Death. / l sense the Dragon Warrior is among us. / Oitizens of the Valley of Peace, / Master Oogway will now choose  the Dragon Warrior! / Oh,no! No,no,wait! / Yeah. / Po! / What are you doing?! / What does it look like l'm doing?! Stop! / l'm going to see the Dragon Warrior! / But l don't understand.  You finally had the noodle dream! / l lied. l don't dream  about noodles,Dad. / l love kung fu!
/ Come on,son. Let's get back to work. / OK. / What's going on? / ? / What are ? / OK. Sorry. / l just wanted to see  who the Dragon Warrior was. / How interesting. / Master,are you pointing at me? / Him.  / Who? / You.  / Me? / The universe has brought us  the Dragon Warrior! / What?  / What?! / What?!  / What?! / Stop,wait! Who told ? / Master Oogway,wait. / That flabby panda can't possibly be  the answer to our problem. / You were about to point at Tigress  and that thing fell in front of her! / That was just an accident! / There are no accidents. / Forgive us,Master. We have failed you. / No. lf the panda  has not quit by morning / then l will have failed you.
/ Wait! Wait,wait,wait!  l bring / ... from Master Shifu / What?! / ''Double the guard?!'' / ''Extra precautions?!'' / ''Your prison may not be adequate?!'' / You doubt my prison security?! / Absolutely not. / Shifu does. l'm just the messenger. / l'll give you a message  for your Master Shifu. / Escape from Ohorh/Gom prison  is impossible! / lmpressive,isn't it? / lt's very impressive. / lt's very impressive. / One way in,one way out. / One thousand guards and one prisoner. / Yes,except / ...is Tai Lung. / Take us down. / What are you doing? / Oh,my. / Behold Tai Lung. / l'm just gonna wait right here. / lt's nothing to worry about.  lt's perfectly safe. / Orossbows! At the ready! / Orossbows? / Hey,tough guy,did you hear? / Oogway's giving someone the Dragon  Scroll,and it's not gonna be you. / Don't get him mad. / What's he gonna do about it?  l've got him completely immobilized. / Did l step on the wittle kitty's tail? / l'm good. l've seen enough. / l'll tell Shifu he  has nothing to worry about. / No,he doesn't. / l'll tell him that. / Oan we please go now? / Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! / Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! / Wait a second! / l think there's been a slight mistake. Everyone seems to think that
/ The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way! / Look at this place. / Master Flying Rhino's armor,with authentic battle damage! / The Sword of Heroes! / Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself  just by looking. / The lnvisible Trident of Destiny! / l've only seen paintings  of that painting. / No! / The legendary Urn  of Whispering Warriors. / Said to contain the souls  of the entire Tenshu Army. / Hello. / Have you finished sight/seeing? / Sorry,l should have come to you first. / My patience is wearing thin. / Well,l mean,it's not like you  were going anywhere. / Would you turn around?  / Sure. / How's it going? / How do you get ,...  Master Shifu! / broke that. / But l'll fix it. Do you / ...glue? / A splinter. / So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior? / l guess so.  / Wrong! / You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will  never be the Dragon / ...you have learned the secret  of the Dragon Scroll. / So,how does this work? / Do you have a ladder,or a ? / You think it's that easy?  That l'll just hand you the secret /
to limitless power?  / / One must first master  the highest level of kung fu. / And that is impossible if that one is someone like you. / Someone like me? / Yes,look at you!  This fat butt! Flabby arms! / Those are sensitive in the flabby parts. / And this ridiculous belly. / And utter disregard  for personal hygiene. / Now,wait a minute.  That's uncalled for. / Don't stand that close.  l can smell your breath. / Listen,Oogway said / The Wuxi Finger Hold.  Not the Wuxi Finger Hold! / Oh,you know this hold? / Developed by Master Wuxi  in the Third Dynasty. / Then you know what happens  when l flex my pinky. / No,no!  / You know the hardest part of this? / The hardest part is cleaning up  afterwards. / OK,OK,take it easy. / Now listen closely,panda. / Oogway may have picked you,but when l'm through with you, / l promise you,you're going to wish  he hadn't! Are we clear? / Yeah,we're clear. We're so clear. / Good. / l can't wait to get started. / Let's begin.
/ Wait,wait,wait. / What? / Now?  / Yes,now. / Unless the great Oogway was wrong  and you are not the Dragon Warrior. / Oh, / l don't know  if l can do all of those moves. / Well,if we don't try,we'll never know,will we? / Yeah,it's just,maybe we can find  something more suited to my level. / What level is that? / Well,l'm not a / ...let's just start at zero. Level zero. / No. There is no such thing as level zero. / Maybe l can start with that.  / That? / We use that for training children and  propping the door open when it's hot. / But if / The Furious Five! / You're bigger than your action figures.  Except,you,Mantis. You're the same. / Go ahead,panda.  Show us what you can do. / Are they gonna watch,or should l wait  till they get back to work? / Hit it. / OK,yeah. l mean,l just ate.  So l'm still digesting. / So my kung fu might not be  as later on. / Just hit it. / All right. / What you got? You got nothing,'cause l got it right here.
/ You picking on my friends?  Get ready to feel thunder. / l'm coming at you with crazy feet. / Come on. l'm a blur.  You've never seen bear style. / You've only seen praying mantis. / Or monkey style. / Or l could come at you snickety/snake. / Would you hit it! / All right. All right. / Why don't you try again?  A little harder. / How's that? / That hurts. / This will be easier than l thought. / I'm feeling a little nauseous! / Those are hard! / My tenders. / How did l do? / There is now a level zero. / There's no words.  / No denying that. / What was Master Oogway thinking? / The poor guy's gonna get himself killed. / He is so mighty!
/ The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky on a ball of fire! / When he walks,the very ground shakes! / One would think Master Oogway would choose someone who knew kung fu. / Yeah,or could at least touch his toes. / Or even see histoes. / OK. / Great. / Hi. You're up. / l am now. / l / Some day,huh? / That kung fu stuff is hard work,right?  Are your biceps sore? / l've had a long and rather disappointing / Yeah,l should probably get to sleep now. / Yeah,yeah,yeah. Of course. / OK,thanks. / lt'  Man,l'm such a big fan! / You guys were amazing at the Battle of Weeping River. / Outnumbered a thousand to one,but you didn't stop. / Sorry about that. / Look,you don't belong here. / l know. l know. You're right. / I don' / My whole life l
/ No,l meant you don't belong here.  l mean,in this room. This is my room. / Property of Orane. / OK. Right,right. / So,you want to get to sleep. / Yeah. / l'm keeping you up. / We got big things tomorrow. / All right. You're awesome. Last thing l'm gonna say. Bye/bye. / What was that? / l didn't say anything. / OK. All right. Good night. / Sleep well. / That seemed a little awkward. / Master Tigress! l didn't mean to wake you. / You don't belong here.  / Yeah,of course. / This is your room. / l mean,you don't belong  in the Jade Palace. / You're a disgrace to kung fu,and if you have / any respect for who we are  and what we do, / you will be gone by morning. / Big fan!
/ l see you have found the Sacred  Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom. / ls that what this is? Sorry. l thought  it was just a regular peach tree. / l understand.  You eat when you are upset. / Upset? l'm not upset.  What makes you think l'm upset. / So why are you so upset? / l probably sucked more today  than anyone in the history of kung fu. / ln the history of Ohina.  ln the history of sucking! / Probably. / And the Five! Man,you should've  seen them! They totally hate me. / Totally. / How is Shifu ever going to turn me  into the Dragon Warrior? / l mean,l'm not like the Five. / l've got no claws,no wings,no venom. / Even Mantis thingies.
/ Maybe l should just quit and go back to making noodles. / Quit,don't quit. / Noodles,don't noodles. / You are too concerned with what was and what will be. / There's a saying: / Yesterday is history, / tomorrow is a mystery, / but today is a gift. / That is why it is called the present. / Oh,no!  / What's happening?! / To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go! / Fire crossbows! / Fire! / Fire! / Tai Lung is free! l must warn Shifu. / Not going anywhere! Neither is he! / Let go of me! / Bring it up! / Wait! Bring it back! / He's coming this way! / He won't get far. Archers! / We're dead. So very,very dead. / Not yet we're not. Now! / Oan we run now?  / Yes. / l'm glad Shifu sent you. / l was beginning to think  l'd been forgotten. / Fly back there and / ...the real Dragon Warrior  is coming home.
/ Good morning,Master! / Panda! / Panda! / Wake up! / He's quit. / What do we do now,with the panda gone?  Who will be the Dragon Warrior? / All we can do is resume our training  and trust that in time, / the true Dragon Warrior  will be revealed. / What are you doing here?! / Hi! Good morning,Master! / l thought l'd warm up a little. / You're stuck. / Stuck? Nah. What? Stuck? / Nah. This is one   Yeah,l'm stuck. / Help him.  / Oh,dear. / Maybe on three. / ...three. / Thank you.  / Don't mention it. / No,really,  / Ever. / You actually thought you could learn  to do a full split in one night? / lt takes years to develop  one's flexibility! / And years longer to apply it in combat! / Put that down! / The only souvenirs we collect here are  bloody knuckles and broken bones. / Yeah! Excellent. / Let's get started. / Are you ready?  / l was / l'm sorry,brother.  l thought you said you were ready. / That was awesome! Let's go again! / l've been taking it easy on you,panda.  But no more. / Your next opponent will be me. / All right! Yeah,let's go! / Step forth. / The true path to victory is to find  your opponent' / ...and make him suffer for it. / Oh,yeah! / To take his strength  and use it / ...until he
/ A real warrior never quits. / Don't worry,Master. l will never quit! / lf he's smart,he won't come back up those steps. / But he will. / He's not going to quit,is he? / He's not going to quit bouncing,l'll tell you that. / l thought you said acupuncture  would make me feel better. / Trust me,it will. / lt's just not easy finding the right  nerve points under / Fat?  / Fur. l was going to say fur. / Sure you were. / Who am l to judge a warrior  based on his size? Look at me. / l'm over here. / Maybe you should look at this again. / Oh,OK. / Stop it. Stop! / l know Master Shifu is trying  to inspire me / ...but if l didn't know better, / l'd say he was trying to get rid of me. / l know he can seem kind / ...but he wasn't always like that. / According to legend, / there was once a time when  Master Shifu actually used to smile. / No!  / Yes. / But that was before. / Before what? / Before Tai Lung. / We're not really supposed  to talk about him. / Well,if he's going to stay here,he should know.
/ Guys,guys,l know about Tai Lung. / He was a student. The first ever to  master the thousand scrolls of kung fu. / And then he turned bad,and now he's in jail. / He wasn'tjust a student. / Shifu found him as / ...and he raised him as his son. / And when the boy showed  talent in / ...Shifu trained him. / He believed in him. He told him  he was destined for greatness. / lt was never enough for Tai Lung. / He wanted the Dragon Scroll. / But Oogway saw darkness  in his heart and refused. / Outraged,Tai Lung  laid waste to the valley. / He tried to take the scroll by force. / And Shifu had to destroy  what he had created. / But how could he? / Shifu loved Tai Lung  like he had never loved anyone before. / Or since.
/ And now he has a chance to make things right. / To train the true Dragon Warrior. / And he's stuck with you. / A big fat panda  who treats it like a joke. / That is it! / Wait! My fault!  l accidentally tweaked his facial nerve. / And may have also stopped his heart. / lnner peace. / lnner peace. / / lnner peace. / Would whoever is making that flapping sound quiet down?! / / Oh,Zeng. / Excellent. / l could use some good news right now. / Master! Master!
/   lt's very bad news. / Shifu. / There is just news.  There is no good or bad. / Master,your vision.  Your vision was right. / Tai Lung has broken out of prison.  He's on his way. / That is / ...if you do not believe  that the Dragon Warrior can stop him. / The panda? Master,that panda is not the Dragon Warrior. / He wasn't meant to be here!  lt was an accident. / There are no accidents. / Yes,l know. You've said that already. / Twice.  / Well,that was no accident,either. / Thrice. / My old friend, / the panda will never fulfill  his destiny,nor you yours, / until you let go  of the illusion of control. / lllusion? / Yes. Look at this tree,Shifu. / l cannot make it blossom  when it suits me, / nor make it bear fruit  before its time. / But there are things we can control. / l can control when the fruit will fall. / And l / ...where to plant the seed. / That is no illusion,Master. / Yes. / But no matter what you do / that seed will grow to be a peach tree. / You may wish for an apple or an orange,but you will get a peach. / But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung! / Maybe it can. / lf you are willing to guide it. / To nurture it. / To believe in it. / But how? How? / l need your help,Master. / No,you just need to believe. / Promise me,Shifu. / Promise me you will believe. / l will try. / Good. / My time has come. / You must continue  yourjourney without me. / What ? Wait! / Master! / You can't leave me! / You must believe. / Master!
/ That was scary. / Yeah,so I' "Fine,you may be a wolf, / you may be the scariest bandit in / ...but you're a lousy tipper.'' / Really? So how did you get out of there alive? / l mean,l didn't actually / ...but l / ...in my mind. / lf he could read my mind,he'd be,like,''What?'' / Order up! Hope you like it. / This is really good! / No,come on. / Try my dad's Secret lngredient Soup.He actually knows the secret ingredient. / What do you mean? This is amazing! / You're a really good cook.  – l wish my mouth was bigger. / Tigress,you've got to try this. / lt is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months / on nothing but the dew of ginkgo leaf  and the energy of the universe. / l guess my body doesn't know  it's the Dragon Warrior yet. / l'm gonna need a lot more  than dew and universe juice. / What?  / Master Shifu. / Never be the Dragon Warrior unless you  lose  pounds and brush your teeth! / What is that noise you're making? Laughter? l never heard of it! / Work hard,panda,and / ...you will have ears like mine. / That's good. / Ears. lt's not working for you? l thought they were pretty good. / lt's Shifu! / Of course it's Shifu.  What do you think l'm doing? / Master Shifu!
/ You think this is funny? / Tai Lung has escaped  and you're acting like children! / What?  / He is coming for the Dragon Scroll, / and you are the only one  who can stop him. / And l was saying  you got no sense of humor. / l' stop Tai Lung. / What? You're serious? And l ? / Master Oogway will stop him,like he did before. / Oogway cannot! / Not anymore. / Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior. / The panda?  / Yes,the panda! / Master,let us stop Tai Lung.  This is what you've trained us for. / No! lt is not your destiny  to defeat Tai Lung. / lt is his! / Where'd he go? / You cannot leave!  A real warrior never quits. / Watch me. / Come on.
/ How am l supposed to beat Tai Lung?  l can't even beat you to the stairs. / You will beat him  because you are the Dragon Warrior. / You don't believe that.  You never believed that. / From the beginning,you've tried to get rid of me. / Yes! l was. / But now l ask you to trust in your master as l have come to trust in mine. / You're not my master.  And l'm not the Dragon Warrior. / Then why didn't you quit?! You knew  l wanted you gone,yet you stayed. / Yeah,l stayed. / l stayed because every time  you threw a brick at my head / or said l smelled,it hurt,but it could never hurt more / than it did every day  of my life just being me. / l stayed because l thought,if anyone could / ...could / ...it was you. / The greatest kung fu teacher  in all of Ohina!
/ But l can change you! / l can turn you into the Dragon Warrior! And l will! / Come on. Tai Lung is on his way here right now. / Even if it takes him a hundred years to get here,how / ...gonna change this into the Dragon Warrior? / How? / How? / How?! / l don't know! / l don't know. / That's what l thought. / This is what you trained me for. / Tigress! / Don't try and stop me. / We're not trying to stop you. / What? / We're coming with you! / What? l eat when l'm upset,OK? / No need to explain. / l thought you might be Monkey. He hides his almond cookies on the top shelf. / Don't tell Monkey. / Look at you. / Yeah,l know,l disgust you. / No,l mean,how did you get up there? / l don't know. l / l don't know. l was getting a cookie. / Yet you are ten feet off the ground. / And you have done a perfect spilt. / No,this? This / ...an accident. / There are no accidents. / Come with me. / l know you're trying to be  all mystical and
/ ...but could you at least tell me where we're going? / You / ...all the way / ...for a bath? / / ...we do not wash our pits  in the Pool of Sacred Tears. / The / This is where Oogway unraveled / ...of harmony and focus. / This is / ...of kung fu. / Do you want to learn kung fu? / Yeah! / Then l am your master! / OK! / Don't cry. / OK. / When you focus on kung fu, / when / ...you stink. / Perhaps that is my fault. / l cannot train you the way l have trained the Five. / l now see that the way to get through
/ ...is with this. / Oh,great,'cause l am hungry. / Good. / When you have been trained,you may eat. / Let us begin. / After you,panda. / Just like that? / No sit/ups? No ten/mile hike? / l vowed to train you,and you have been trained. You are free to eat. / Enjoy. / Hey! / l said you are free to eat.  Have a dumpling. / Hey! / You are free to eat. / Am l?!  / Are you?! / l'm not hungry. / Master. / Out it! / Where's the Dragon Warrior? / How do you know  you're not looking at her? / You think l'm a fool? / l know you're not the Dragon Warrior.  None of you!
/ l heard how he fell out of the sky in a ball of fire. / That he's a warrior unlike  anything the world has ever seen. / Po? / So that is his name. Po. / Finally,a worthy opponent. / Our battle will be legendary!
/ We've got this. Help her. / Monkey! / Go! / What was I thinking? / Mantis! / Now! / Shifu taught you well. / But he didn't teach you everything. / You have done well,panda. / Done well? Done well? / l've done awesome! / The mark of a true hero is humility. / But,yes,you / ...awesome. / Guys? Guys?! They're dead! / No,they're breathing. They're asleep?  But their eyes are open. / We were no match for his nerve attach. / He's gotten stronger. / Who? Tai Lung? Stronger? / He's too fast! / Sorry,Po. / l thought we could stop him. / He could have killed you. / Why didn't he? / So you could come back and strike fear  into our hearts. But it won't work. / lt might. l mean,a little. / l'm pretty scared. / You can defeat him,panda!
/ Are you kidding? lf they can't?! / They're five masters. l'm just one me. / But you will have the one thing that no one else does. / You really believe l'm ready? / / ...Po. / Behold the Dragon Scroll. / lt is yours. / Wait. What happens when l read it? / Legend says you will be able to hear a butterfly's wing beat. / Really? That's cool. / Yes. And see light in the deepest cave. / You will feel the universe in motion around you. / Oan l punch through walls? / Do a quadruple back flip?  / Focus. / ? / Focus. / Focus.  / Oh,yeah,yeah. / Read it,Po,and fulfill your destiny. / Read it / ...the Dragon Warrior. / lt's impossible to open. / OK. Come on,baby. Come on now.
/ Thank you. / l probably loosened it up for you though. / OK,here goes. / lt's blank. / What?! / Here,look. / No,l am forbidden to / Blank. l / l don't understand. / OK. / ...Oogway was  just a crazy old turtle after all. / No. Oogway was wiser than us all. / Oh,come on! Face it,he picked me by accident. / Of course l'm not the Dragon Warrior. Who am l kidding? / But who will stop Tai Lung? / He'll destroy everything and everyone. / No. / Evacuate the valley. You must protect the villagers from Tai Lung's rage. / What about you,Master? / l will fight him. / What? / l can hold him off long enough / for everyone to escape. / But,Shifu,he'll kill you. / Then l will finally have paid for my mistake. / Listen to me,all of you. / lt is time for you to continue yourjourney without me. / l am very proud to have been your master.
We've got to get them out safely. / Come,little one. Let's find your mama. / Viper,gather the southern farmers. Mantis,the north. / Orane,light the way. / Look,it's the Dragon Warrior. / Hey,Dad. / Po! / Good to have you back,son. / Good to be back. / Let's go,Po. / So for our next shop,it's time to / ...the future of noodles  is dice/ / ...no longer slices. / Also,l was thinking,maybe this time / we'll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in. / You like that? / Po,l'm sorry if things didn't work out. / ltjust wasn't meant to be. / Po,forget everything else. / Your destiny still awaits. / We are noodle folk.  Broth runs deep through our veins. / l don't know,Dad. / Honestly,sometimes  l can't believe l'm actually your son.
/ Po... / ...l think it's time l told you  something l should have / ...a long time ago. / OK. / The secret ingredient of my Secret lngredient Soup. / Come here. The secret / ...nothing. / You heard me. Nothing! / There is no secret ingredient! / Wait,wait.  lt's just plain old noodle soup? / You don't add some kind of special  sauce or something? / Don't have to. To make something  special,you just believe it's special. / There is no secret ingredient. / l have come home,Master. / This is no longer your home.  And l am no longer your master.     这不就是你想要的结果
/ Oh,yes. You have a new favorite. / So where is this Po? / Did l scare him off? / This battle is between you and me. / So,that is how it's going to be. / That is how it must be. / l rotted in jail for 20 years because of your weakness! / Obeying your master is not weakness! / You knew l was the Dragon Warrior. / You always knew. / But when Oogway said otherwise,what did you do? / What did you do?! / Nothing! / You were not meant to be the Dragon  Warrior! That was not my fault! / Not your fault?! / Who filled my head with dreams?! / Who drove me to train  until my bones cracked?! / Who denied me my destiny?! / lt was never my decision to make! / lt is now. / Give me the scroll! / l would rather die. / All l ever did,l did to make you proud! / Tell me how proud you are,Shifu! / Tell me! / Tell me! / l have always been proud of you.
/ From the first moment,l' / ...proud of you. / And it was / ...that blinded me. / l loved you too much to see what you / ... / ...was turning you into. / / l'm sorry. / l don't want your apology. / l want my scroll! / What?! / Where is it?! / Dragon Warrior has taken the scroll  halfway across Ohina by now. / You will never see  that scroll,Tai Lung. / Never. / Never. / Stairs. / Who are you? / Buddy,l am the Dragon Warrior. / You? / Him? He's a panda. / You're a panda. What are  you gonna do,big guy? Sit on me? / Don't tempt me. / No. l'm gonna use this. / You want it? Come and get it. / Finally! / That scroll is mine! / Lightning!
/ The scroll has given him power! / No! / Finally! Oh,yes. / The power of the Dragon Scroll is mine! / lt's nothing! / lt's OK. l didn't get it  the first time,either. / What? / There is no secret ingredient. / lt's just you. / Stop it! / l'm gonna pee. / Don't. / Don't! Don't! / / ...can't defeat me. / / ...you're just / ... / ...panda! / l'm not a big fat panda. / l'm the big fat panda.
/ The Wuxi Finger Hold! / Oh,you know this hold? / You're bluffing. You're bluffing.  Shifu didn't teach you that. / Nope. / l figured it out. Skadoosh. / Look! / The Dragon Warrior.
/ That's my boy! That big lovely kung fu warrior is my son!
/ Yes! / Thanks,Dad. / Hey,guys. / Master. / Master. / Master? / Master Shifu! / Master! / Shifu,are you OK?! / Po. / You're alive. / Or we're both dead. / No,Master,l didn't die.  l defeated Tai Lung. / You did? / Wow. lt is as Oogway foretold. / You are the Dragon Warrior. / You have / ...to
/ ... / ...and to me. / Thank you. / Thank you,Po. / Thank you. Thank you. / No! Master! No,no,no,don't die,Shifu,please! / l'm not dying,you idiot! / / ...l am simply at peace. Finally. / So,l should stop talking? / lf you can. / Want to get something to eat? / Yeah.
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/ (CauseEverybody is kung fu fighting
/ Your mind becomes fast as lightning
/ Although the future is a little bit frightening
/ It's the book of your life that you're writing  ******1
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/ You are a natural
/ Why is that so hard to see?
/ Maybe it's just because you keep on looking at me
/ The journey's a lonely one so much more than we know
/ But sometimes you've got to go and be your own hero
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/ You're a diamond in the rough a brilliant ball of clay
/ You could be a work of art if you just go all the way
/ Now what would it take to break? I believe that you can bend
/ Not only do you have to fight but you have got to win  ******2
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