绝世小攻 阿悄An experience of buying things
A and B: Now we are going to show you a small performance [pə'fɔ:məns], the program ['prəuɡræm] of two-man act.
接下来我们将会一起献上英语双簧节目。
B: The main characteristic [,kærəktə'ristik] of two-man act is that one person says things but does not do.
双簧的特是表演者一个只说不做
A: Another does - but can not say.  另一个只做不说
B: Generally ['dʒenərəli] speaking, more boys like acting very much. 通常来说，男孩子们更偏爱表演。
A: More girls like talking a lot.而女孩们则更喜欢说
小沈阳歌曲美了美了B: So, I'll act. 因此，我将负责演的部分
A: I'll say. And I said miao. 我将负责说的部分妙
B: I do well. 我演的好
A: But what should we talk about? 那么我们该聊些什么呢？
B: Let's say something about my sister’s experience [ik'spiəriəns] of buying things, OK?嗯，就让我们聊聊我购物的一次经历吧。
A: Your sister’s……OK. Let's begin. 你的啊？好吧，我们开始吧。
A: The sun is so bright. Oh, my eyes, my beautiful eyes, my sexy eyes, my charming eyes, 哎呦，哎呦，哎呦，哎呦.........这太阳真猛啊！哦，我的眼睛，我美丽的眼睛，我性感的眼睛，我吸引人的眼睛，哎呦，哎呦，哎呦，哎呦.........
B: You, come here. What are doing? You want to 哎呦哎呦all the time?你给我出来！你在干嘛，难道你想要一直就这么哎呦下去吗？
A: I'm sorry! I do sorry. Let's continue. I'll do better. 对不起，真是对不起。我们继续吧，我会做得更好的！
风继续吹李克勤
亲密爱人A: Oh, the sun is so bright. I can't bear my beautiful big eyes closed to be a line under the sun. I hav
e to buy a pair of sunglasses immediately. This shop looks good. Let me have a look. 这太阳真猛啊！我不能忍受我美丽的眼睛在太阳底下眯成一条线。我应该立即去买一副太阳镜。这个商店看上去不错。让我进去瞧瞧。
W: Can I help you?请问有什么能帮你的吗？
A: Of course. I'm seeking for a pair of sunglasses. It must be cool, and sexy, and charming, and……(be interrupted) 我需要一副太阳镜。他必须能彰显我的冷酷、性感、吸引人。。。。。W: I think I know what you want. Here you are！我想我知道您要的是什么了。给您。
A: Are you kidding? I said I need a pair of sunglasses，太阳镜，太阳，太阳，太阳镜！
你在开玩笑吗？我说了我要的是一副太阳镜，太阳镜，太阳，太阳，太阳镜！
W: I'm sorry. How about this one?歌曲鸿雁
非常抱歉，这个怎么样？
A: (Take sunglasses and wear it) Give me a mirror ['mirə], OK!
给我一个镜子。
W: Here's the mirror!
给你。
A: (Appreciate himself in the mirror) Am I cool? Am I sexy? Am I charming?
我帅吗？我性感吗？我迷人吗？黑白禁区车厘子真实身份
W: Sure!
当然了。
A: Hey! Magic ['mædʒik] mirror! Who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
魔镜魔镜告诉我，谁是世界上最漂亮的女人？
W: It's you!
是你。
A: (Laugh with sexy sound) really? (Laugh again) OK! I'll take this!
真的吗？哈哈哈…. 好吧！
A: Oh, it's really troublesome. How can I be so beautiful? (Laugh) Ah! I nearly forget. I have a date with Obama later. I need to buy some cosmetics [kɔz'metiks] to make myself more beautiful. Do you have any cosmetics?
哦，真是太烦恼了，我怎么会这么漂亮呢？哈哈哈。哦，我差点忘记了，我还要和奥巴马约会呢，我得买些化妆品打扮打扮自己。你们有卖吗？
W: Of course, madame.
当然了，女士。
A: What? You call me what? Madame? I’m only a girl.
什么？你叫我什么？女士？我还只是个女孩呢。
W: What a beautiful girl you are.
多么漂亮的一个女孩啊？
W: so what do you want?
那你想要点什么呢？
A: I need a small lipstick. Oh! 美宝莲! It's my favourite. (make adv) 渴望更炫唇膏，美宝莲3D炫彩唇膏（pretend to spread a little lipstick)，三百六十度炫彩光泽，百分百水润感受。不选贵的，只选对的！Wow! So many cosmetics. Let me make up. (make up and sing the song of 粉刷匠）我是一个粉刷匠，粉刷本领强。刷了睫毛，刷眉毛，还要刷头发。
我想要一支唇膏。啊，美宝莲，我的最爱。渴望更炫唇膏，美宝莲3D炫彩唇膏，三百六十度炫彩光泽，百分百水润感受。不选贵的，只选对的！哇哦，这么多化妆品。让我打扮打扮。我是一个粉刷匠，粉刷本领强。刷了睫毛，刷眉毛，还要刷头发。
A: (put head off) Do you know what am I look like now? (a picture of beauty in front of his face and look up)
想知道我现在看起来怎么样吗？
A; T he most amazing woman in the world.
世上最有魅力的女人。
ABC: Thank you!
（道具：眼镜、太阳镜、镜子、唇膏、睫毛膏、一张美女照片）