黄家驹歌曲海阔天空【导语】有时候看到⼀些幽默的英⽂句⼦，会让⾃⼰忍不住开怀，⼼情也就跟着变好了，今天是由⽆忧考在这⾥为⼤家介绍⼀些关于幽默的英⽂句⼦，欢迎⼤家阅读!
【篇⼀】关于幽默的英⽂句⼦语录带翻译
  1、I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
  瞅见个，胸前⾐服上写着“Guess”，俺就问了⼀句：“隆过?”
  2、 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
  孩⼦就是：你先花2年，教丫们⾛路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。
  3、Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?  为什么当你说天上有400亿星星时他不怀疑，却偏要检查你所说的“油漆未⼲”?
  4、Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
利智的胸
  a. 宁愿闭嘴当傻⽠，也别学乌鸦乱呱呱。
  b. 越解释越SB，不说话最NB。
  c. 剽悍的⼈⽣不需要解释
  d. 猫扑⾥的话说就是：宁可闭⼝被⼈当SB，也不张⼝解释所有疑。
  5、A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
  银⾏就是当你证明了你不需要钱的时候可以借钱给你的地⽅。
  6、Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
  a.对你的问题哈哈⼤笑吧，别⼈都在这么做。
  b. 你有什么不开⼼的?说出来给⼤家开⼼开⼼。
  7、The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
  a. 我知道没⼈在我脑⼦⾥跟我聊天，但那些话真TM有⽤!
  b. 我幻想的低吟不⼀定是真的，但⾜够让我意*。
  8、A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
跨世纪的新一代歌词  a. ⽆愧于⼼哈?记性不好吧?
  b. ⾃从那次在⼈妖⾝边醒来，每次去我都提醒⾃⼰“⼀定要戴眼镜……”
  c. 意识清醒了，意味着不堪回⾸了。
  9、Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
  9. 想⽴牌坊就得会装。
  10、A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
  a. 下棋，我不⾏；玩跆拳道，电脑不⾏!
  b. 下象棋电脑把我玩得团团转，拳击我能把机箱踹得七零⼋散!
【篇⼆】关于幽默的英⽂句⼦语录带翻译
  1、 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
  如果⼥⼈能做到以秃顶和啤酒肚在⼤街上晃还觉得⾃⼰倍⼉性感——此时估计男⼥能平等。
  2、The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
  ⼩腿上的⾻头——在⿊房间⾥准家具位置的好装备。
  3、The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
  圣诞⽼⼈当然美，他知道所有YD妞住哪⼉啊!
  4、To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
  直译：剽窃⼀个⼈的叫剽窃，剽窃许多⼈的叫研究。
  意译：窃钩者诛，窃国者为诸侯。
  5、Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
  有些⼈⼀来⼤家就开⼼了；有些⼈⼀⾛⼤家就开⼼了。
  6、 I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
  我发现，我滴脚丫被⼀⼩⽚⼉海藻擦过时，我滴那个惨叫声——和我被⼤⽩鲨吓坏时的惨叫声是⼀样滴。
  7、Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
  直译：你若是挤满⼈的电梯⾥的⼩矮⼈，肯定能嗅出不同的味⼉。
  意译：灵感来⾃于所站的⾓度与众不同。
  8、I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
  我可没怨你!我是在谴责你!
  9、 Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
  当我填表的时候，有⼀项是“紧急情况联系” ，我填上了“医⽣”，到时候我妈能帮上什么忙?!
  10、God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
  上帝⼀定倍⼉爱SB，不然他造这么多!
  11、He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
  临危忽然微笑的那谁，定是到替罪⽺鸟~
【篇三】关于幽默的英⽂句⼦语录带翻译
  1、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.服饰就象铁丝，它阻⽌你冒然⾏动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
  2、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男⼈的背后，都有⼀个⼥⼈。每个不成功男⼈的背后，都有两个。
  3、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的⼩孩会⽣出意外，后排座位上的意外会⽣出⼩孩。
  4、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单⾝汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
  5、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友⽅⾯他给了你留了余地。
  6、Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk "“努⼒⼯作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会⽤⾃⼰去。
  7、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.爱情就象照⽚，需要⼤量的暗房时间来培养。
  8、Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 要⽤⼼去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的⽼公知道。
  9、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信⽤卡。
  10、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再借⼝，今天就要好。
  11、One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个⼈都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
  12、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约⽤⽔，尽量和⼥友⼀起洗澡。
  13、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是⼀个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
  14、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more y
十万个对不起红枣树ou forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着?
  15、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.聪明⼈都是未婚的，结婚的⼈很难再聪明起来。
  16、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的⽅式开始新⼀天，⽽不是千篇⼀律的在每个上午都醒来。
  17、When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 两个⼈的状态是不稳定的，三个⼈才是!
  18、Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! "⼯作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别⼈⼯作。
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