第一幕
地点：婚礼现场
人物：牛魔王，至尊宝，紫霞，香香，铁扇公主，蛤蟆怪，众小妖
故事：
牛魔王：It’s really a happy day!
我全都相信众妖：why?
牛魔王: Today is my sister’s wedding. and I’m going to have a concubine（妾） today.
众妖: Concubine? Does your wife agree to it?
牛魔王: That bitch（泼妇） is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame  火焰Mountain. She can do nothing about it!
蛤蟆怪: haha, Bro（兄弟） [brəʊ] Bull（牛）, how did you meet your new wife？
牛魔王: I passed the desert（遗弃） last night, I met a pretty girl there. She’s dying!
众妖: Zixia Immortal（神仙）
蛤蟆怪: Good, OK, this time.
牛魔王: You’ve got a nice name.
（至尊宝从后台走入人中）
牛魔王: Let me introduce（介绍） my sister and my brother-in –law to you. Xiang xiang! My bro!Come here!This is my brother, this is my sister xiangxiang.
香香:Hello! Zixia!
紫霞: Can you stay here for your wedding?
至尊宝: I think so.
紫霞: What do your wife at home think?
牛魔王: Wife? You know her?
(至做尴尬状)
香香：Have you a wife?
至尊宝: just divorced（离婚的）!
香香:I haven’t heard that before!
牛魔王: It’s normal that a man has a dozen一打（12个） of wives妻子. Take it easy. bro, do you think so?
至尊宝: yes, yes……
牛魔王: Zixia, listen to me. I think I’ve fallen（信以为真） for you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity真诚. So I request要求 you to marry me in front of my bros. This Moonlight’s Box is my gift礼物 to you. I hope you would say yes.
众妖: I object!
牛魔王: what?
至尊宝: Let me do this! what? what? They are a good match! You can’t object反对 it.
蛤蟆怪: Zixia has a means to test 考验her lover. If you can pass it, I will shut up住口!
至尊宝: what’s this? really?
蛤蟆怪: this test is that she would marry the guy家伙 who can make her Magic 巫术Sword刀 go out of the scabbard（把…插入鞘中）.
（剑从至的怀中落下）
众妖: Magic Sword?
牛魔王: let me do this!
(紫跑出，拾剑)
紫霞: it’s not true! it’s just a joke.
众妖: A joke?
紫霞: it is still meaningless无意义 even if you can put it out!
牛魔王: You sons of bitches狗崽子, how dare you hang around here? I’m gonna将要 kill the ones who block阻止 my way!
(铁扇入场)
众妖: King, Iron Fan Princess has come.
牛魔王: aaa…..
（The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……）
第二幕
地点：牛魔王后花园
人物：至尊宝，紫霞，牛魔王，铁扇
故事：
（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）
至尊宝: why are you hiding藏 here?
（紫抽剑，指向至，两人定格，至走出来，独白）
至尊宝: at this time ,the blade is really close to me ,0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell a lie, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie! 在这个时候,刀片真的很接近我,0.01厘米我所想的。但经过一段时间,0.01秒,我想,老板的刀杀的,必倒我全心全意地去做。因为我已经决定要说谎,我已经讲了很多是在我的生活,但是我觉得这是最美妙的谎言!
紫霞: I’ll kill you if you come closer!
至尊宝: you should kill me! kill me! I'd found my best love, but I didn’t treasure财产 her. I felt
regretful after that. It’s the ultimate最终 pain 疼痛in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate犹豫! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her three words. “I love you”. If god wanna give me a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years. 你应该杀了我!杀了我!我到我的最爱,但是我没有珍惜,等我失去她。我感到遗憾。你的剑在我的咽喉的世界。只是在我的咽喉上割下去,请不要犹豫。如果上天能够给我一个机会,我将会告诉她三个字。“我爱你”。如果上天能够给我一个期限,我只说这么爱会持续1万年。
（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）
紫霞: what can you tell your wife?
至尊宝: I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Moonlight’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I…. 我就只能告诉她真相了。所以我必须把月光的盒子回来。然后你回去和解释一切。但我讨厌自己,我不能把箱子回来。我…。
紫霞: I help you!
至尊宝: no, it’s dangerous!
紫霞: you don’t want to?
至尊宝: I do!
(牛和铁上场)
牛魔王: I can’t hide a woman here! It’s just rumour谣言.
铁扇公主: I won’t trust you anymore.
(铁转身，对2人)
铁扇公主: What’re you doing here?
(2人走近)
铁扇公主: who’s this guy?
铁扇公主: I’m asking you, who’s this guy?
牛魔王: she…. Bro, who’ s she? Tell her!
至尊宝: aaa.. my wife!
牛魔王: ok! Bro, how bad you’re!
铁扇公主: why did you marry your sister to him?
牛魔王: so his wife can’t take this anymore. Kill him.
铁扇公主: follow me! I have something to ask you…
紫霞: you’ve got a wife?
牛魔王: we don’t love each other now!
铁扇公主: Explain it to me clearly. What the hell is going on?
至尊宝: I’ve told you, my sister-in-law!
铁扇公主: you called me sister-in-law!
至尊宝: sorry, madam bull牛夫人.
铁扇公主: when we watched the moon in the past, you called me sweetie爱人.now you get a new lover, you called me madam bull.
至尊宝: sweetie?
铁扇公主: do you think I come back for that bull? I come back for you, the heartless 无情的monkey!