1>>The One Where It All Began (Pilot)
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3>>There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.
4>>You're going out with the guy.
5>>There has to be something wrong with him.
6>>All right,Joey. Be nice.
7>>So does he have a hump and a hairpiece?
8>>Wait,does he eat chalk?
9>>I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl.
10>>Okay,everybody relax. This is not even a date.
11>>It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
12>>Sounds like a date to me.
13>>I'm in high school, in the cafeteria..
14>>and I realize I'm totally naked.
15>>I've had that dream.我爱坏人
16>>Then I look down and I realize there is a phone..
17>>there.
18>>- Instead of - That's right!
19>>Never had that one.
20>>All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
21>>What do I do? Everyone starts looking at me.
22>>They weren't looking at you before?
23>>Finally,I figure I'd better answer it.
24>>And it turns out it's my mother.
25>>Which is very,very weird because she never calls me.
26>>Hi.
27>>He says,"Hello," I want to kill myself.
28>>You okay?
29>>I feel like someone pulled my intestine out of my mouth..
30>>- and tied it around my neck. - Cookie?
31>>Carol moved her stuff out today.
32>>- Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks.
33>>No,don't! Stop cleansing my aura.
34>>- Just leave my aura alone,okay? - Fine,be murky.
35>>- I'll be fine. I hope she'll be happy. - No,you don't.
36>>No,I don't. To hell with her. She left me!
37>>You never knew she was a lesbian?
38>>No! Okay?
39>>Why does everyone keep fixating on that?
40>>She didn't know. How should I know?
41>>Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
42>>Did I say that out loud?
43>>I told Mom and Dad last night. They took it pretty well.
44>>Oh,really?
45>>So that hysterical phone call from a woman sobbing..
46>>"I'll never have grandchildren," was what? A wrong number?
47>>Sorry.
48>>Look,you're feeling a lot of pain right now.
49>>You're angry. You're hurting.
50>>Can I tell you what the answer is?
51>>Strip joints!
52>>Hey,you're single. Have some hormones.
53>>But I don't want to be single,okay?
54>>I just want to be married again.
55>>And I just want a million dollars!
56>>- Rachel? - Oh,Monica! Thank God!
57>>I went to your building..
58>>and a guy with a hammer said you'd be here,and you are.
59>>- Can I get you some coffee? - Decaf.
60>>Everybody,this is Rachel, a Lincoln High survivor.
61>>This is everybody. Chandler and Phoebe..
62>>Joey. Remember my brother,Ross?
63>>Sure!
64>>You want to tell us now,or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
65>>Well,it started about a half-hour before the wedding.
66>>I was in the room with all the presents..
67>>and I was looking at this really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.
68>>When all of a sudden
69>>Sweet 'N Low?
70>>I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than Barry.
71>>I got freaked out, and it hit me:
72>>How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.
73>>I always knew he looked familiar,but..
74>>I had to get out of there, and I started wondering..
75>>"Why am I doing this," and "Who am I doing it for?"
76>>I didn't know where to go, and I know we've drifted apart..
77>>but you're the only person I know here.
78>>- Who wasn't invited to the wedding. - I hoped that wouldn't be an issue.
79>>I guess he bought her the pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.
80>>"Tuna or egg salad! Decide!"
81>>"I'll have whatever Christina's having."
82>>Daddy,I just I can't marry him.
83>>I'm sorry. I just don't love him.
84>>Well,it matters to me!
85>>"If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off."
86>>She should not be wearing those pants.
87>>Push her down the stairs!
88>>Push her! Push her down the stairs!
89>>Come on,Daddy,listen!
90>>All my life,everyone's always told me,"You're a shoe!"
91>>"You're a shoe!"
92>>What if I don't want to be a shoe?
93>>What if I want to be a purse?
94>>Or a hat?
95>>No,I don't want you to buy me a hat!
96>>It's a metaphor,Daddy!
97>>You can see where he'd have trouble.
98>>Look,Daddy, it's my life.
99>>Well,maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
100>>I guess we've established she's staying with Monica.
101>>Well,maybe that's my decision.
102>>Maybe I don't need your money.
103>>Wait! I said maybe!
104>>Just breathe. That's it.
105>>Try to think of nice,calm things.
106>>Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens
107>>Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens
108>>La la la something And noodles with string
109>>I'm all better now.
110>>I helped.
111>>This is probably for the best.
112>>Independence. Controlling your life. The whole hat thing.
113>>You can always come to Joey.
114>>Me and Chandler live across the hall. He's away a lot.
115>>Stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day.
116>>Like there's a rule,or something?
117>>I got it.
118>>Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.
119>>It's Paul.
120>>Oh,God,is it 6:30? Buzz him in.
121>>- Who's Paul? - Paul,the wine guy?
122>>Maybe.
123>>Your "not a real date" is with Paul,the wine guy?
124>>- He finally asked you out? - Yes!
125>>It's a "Dear Diary" moment.
126>>- Rach,I can cancel. - Please,go,I'll be fine.
127>>Ross,are you okay? Do you want me to stay?
128>>That'd be good.
129>>- Really?- Go on! It's Paul,the wine guy!
130>>Does he sell it,drink it?
131>>Or he just complains a lot?
132>>Hi,come in! Paul,this is..
133>>everybody. Everybody,this is Paul.
134>>- The wine guy. - I didn't catch your name. Paul?
135>>I'll be right back. I've just gotta go
136>>A-wandering?
137>>Change.
138>>Sit down. Two seconds.
139>>I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.
140>>Hey,Paul,here's a tip.
141>>She really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot..
142>>until it starts to get red.
143>>Shut up,Joey!
144>>What are you up to tonight?
145>>I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon..
146>>so,nothing.
147>>Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon.
148>>Although,Aruba. This time of year?
149>>Talk about your..
150>>big lizards.
151>>If you don't want to be alone tonight..
152>>Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture.
153>>We're very excited about it.
154>>Thanks. But I'm just going to hang out here.
155>>- It's been a long day. - Oh,sure.
156>>Phoebe,wanna help?
157>>I wish I could, but I don't want to.
158>>Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art
159>>But your love Oh,your love,your love
160>>Is like a giant pigeon
161>>Crapping on my heart
162>>Thank you.
163>>I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things..
164>>using a bunch of these little worm guys.
165>>I have no bracket-y thing. I see no worm guys whatsoever..
166>>and I cannot feel my legs.
167>>- We got a bookcase. - It's beautiful.
168>>What's this?
169>>I would have to say that is an L-shaped bracket.
170>>- Which goes where? - I have no idea.
171>>- Done with the bookcase. - All finished.
172>>This was Carol's favorite beer.
173>>She always drank it out of the can. I should have known.
174>>- Start with that,we're out of here. - Please don't spoil all this fun.
175>>Let me ask you.
176>>She got the furniture, the stereo,the good TV.
177>>What did you get?
178>>- You guys. - You got screwed.
179>>- Oh,my God. - I know. I'm such an idiot.
180>>I should've known when she went to the dentist five times a week.
181>>I mean,how clean can teeth get?
182>>My brother's going through that.
183>>How did you get over it?
184>>He might accidentally break something valuable of hers.
185>>- Say her - Leg?
186>>That's one way of doing it. I went for the watch.
187>>You actually broke her watch?
188>>The worst I ever did was shred my old boyfriend's favorite towel.
189>>- Steer clear of you. - That's right.
190>>Barry,I'm sorry. I am so sorry.
191>>You probably think it's about making love with your socks on,but it isn't.
192>>It's about me. And I just
193>>The machine cut me off again. Anyway..
194>>I know that some lucky girl is going to become Mrs. Barry Finkel.
195>>But it isn't me. It's not me.
196>>Not that I have any idea who "me" is right now,but you just
197>>I'm divorced.
198>>- I'm only 26,and I'm divorced! - Shut up!
199>>That only took me an hour.
200>>We haven't had a relationship that's lasted longer than a Mento.
201>>You have had the love of a woman for four years.
202>>Four years of closeness and sharing, after which she ripped your heart out.
人约黄昏后邓丽君203>>That is why we don't do it!
204>>I don't think that was my point!
205>>Know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody?
206>>I mean,what if you get one woman,and that's it?
207>>Unfortunately,in my case, there was only one woman for her.
208>>What are you talking about? One woman.
209>>That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream.
210>>Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there.
211>>Rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla.
212>>You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.
213>>It's the best thing to happen to you!
214>>You got married. You were like,what,8?
215>>Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon!
216>>- I don't know if I'm hungry or horny. - Then stay out of my freezer.
217>>Ever since she walked out on me..
218>>What?
219>>You wanna spell it out with noodles?
220>>It's more of a fifth date kind of revelation.
221>>So there's going to be a fifth date?
222>>Isn't there?
223>>Yeah,yeah. I think there is.
224>>What were you going to say?
225>>Ever since she left me..
226>>I haven't been able to perform..
227>>sexually.
周杰伦明明就mv228>>Oh,God! I'm so sorry.
229>>Being spit on is probably not what you need right now.
230>>How long?
231>>- Two years. - Wow.
232>>I'm glad you smashed her watch.
233>>So you still think you might want that fifth date?
234>>Yeah. Yeah,I do.
235>>We are gathered here to join Joanie Louise Cunningham..
236>>and Charles. Chachi,Chachi,Chachi..
237>>in the bonds of holy matrimony.
cool轻音乐238>>See!
239>>But Joanie loved Chachi. That's the difference.
240>>"Grab a spoon."
241>>Do you know how long it's been since I grabbed a spoon?
242>>Do the words,"Billy,don't be a hero," mean anything to you?
243>>Great story. But I gotta go.
244>>I got a date with Andrea. Angela. No,Andrea.
245>>Andrea's the screamer. Angela has cats.
246>>Right,thanks. It's Julie. I'm out of here.
247>>Here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough..
248>>to ask a woman out..
249>>who am I going to ask?
250>>Isn't this amazing? I've never made coffee in my life.
251>>- That is amazing. - Congratulations.
252>>If I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do.
253>>I think it's,"If I can invade Poland, there's nothing I can't do."
254>>If you feel like you have to make a Western omelet or something..
不够成熟歌词255>>Although,actually I'm really not that hungry.
256>>Oh,good. Lenny and Squiggy are here.
257>>- Good morning. - Good morning.
258>>- Morning. - Morning,Paul.
259>>- Hello,Paul. - Hi. Paul,is it?
260>>- Thank you so much. - Stop.
261>>Last night was like all my birthdays,both graduations..
262>>plus the barn-raising scene in Witness.
263>>We'll talk later.
264>>Thank you.
265>>That wasn't a real date.
266>>What the hell do you do on a real date?
267>>Shut up and put my table back.
268>>I've got to get to work.
269>>If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference.
270>>So,like,you guys all have jobs?
271>>Yeah,we all have jobs. That's how we buy stuff.
272>>- Yeah,I'm an actor. - Have I seen you in anything?
273>>I doubt it. Mostly regional work.
274>>Unless you saw the Wee One's production of Pinocchio..
275>>at the little theater in the park?
276>>It was a job!
277>>"Look,Geppetto. I'm a real live boy."
278>>- I will not take this abuse. - You're right,I'm sorry.
279>>Once I was a wooden boy A little wooden boy
280>>You should both know that he's a dead man.
281>>Oh,Chandler!
282>>How are you doing today? Sleep okay?
283>>Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
284>>I see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
285>>I know. He's just so..
286>>- Remember you and Tony Demarco? - Oh,yeah.
287>>Well,it's like that. With feelings.
288>>- Wow,are you in trouble! - Big time!
289>>Want a wedding dress? Hardly used.
290>>I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves.
291>>I'm going to get up,go to work, and not think about him all day.
292>>Or else I'm going to get up and go to work.
293>>- Wish me luck! - What for?
294>>I'm gonna go get one of those job things.
295>>- Hi,Monica. - Franny,welcome back.
296>>- How was Florida? - You had sex,didn't you?
297>>- How do you do that? - I hate you.
298>>I'm pushing my aunt through Parrot Jungle,you're having sex.
299>>So,who?
300>>You know Paul?
301>>Paul,the wine guy? Yeah,I know Paul.
302>>You mean,you know Paul like I know Paul?
303>>What? I take credit for Paul.
304>>Before me,there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
305>>Of course it was a line.
306>>Why would anybody do something like that?
307>>I assume we want an answer more sophisticated than:
308>>"To get you into bed."
309>>I hate men.
310>>Don't hate. You don't want to put that out into the universe.
311>>Is it me?
312>>Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs..
313>>and men with emotional problems can hear?
314>>Come here. Give me your feet.
315>>I just thought he was nice,you know?
316>>I can't believe you didn't know it was a line.
317>>- Guess what? - You got a job?
318>>Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing.
319>>- I was laughed out of 12 interviews. - You're surprisingly upbeat.
320>>You'd be too, if you found these boots on sale..
321>>50% off.
322>>How well you know me.
323>>They're my "I don't need a job..
324>>I've got great boots" boots.
325>>- How did you pay? - Credit card.
326>>And who pays for that?
327>>My father.
328>>Is this really necessary? I can stop charging any time.
329>>You can't live off your parents.
330>>I know that. That's why I was getting married.
331>>Give her a break. It's hard being on your own.
332>>Thank you.
333>>I remember when I first came to this city,I was 14.
334>>Mom had killed herself, stepdad was in jail.
335>>I didn't know anybody here.
336>>I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields.
337>>And then he killed himself.
338>>Then I found aromatherapy. So I know exactly how you feel.
339>>The word you're looking for is:
340>>"Anyway.."
341>>- You ready? - No,how can I be ready?
342>>"Ready to jump out of the plane with no parachute?"
343>>- I can't do this. - I know you can.
344>>- No. - You made coffee,you can do anything.
345>>Cut. Cut. Cut.
346>>You know what? I think we can leave it at that.
347>>- Kind of a symbolic gesture. - Rachel,that was a library card.
348>>If you listen closely,you can hear a thousand retailers scream.
349>>Welcome to the real world!
350>>It sucks. You're gonna love it.
351>>That's it. Are you going to crash on the couch?
352>>- No,I gotta go home sometime. - Are you gonna be okay?
353>>Look what I just found on the floor.
354>>What?
355>>That's Paul's watch. Just put it back where you found it.
356>>Oh,boy! All right.
357>>- Good night,everybody. - Good night.
358>>- I'm sorry. Have it,I don't want it. - Split it?
359>>You probably didn't know this, but in high school..
360>>I had a major crush on you.
361>>I knew.
362>>You did?
363>>I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky brother.
364>>I did.
365>>Listen,do you think..?
366>>Try not to let my vulnerability become a factor here.
367>>Do you think it would be okay if I asked you out sometime?
368>>Yeah.
369>>Maybe.
370>>Okay.
371>>Okay,maybe I will.
372>>- Good night. - Good night.
373>>See you.
374>>Wait,wait. What's with you?
375>>I just grabbed a spoon.
376>>- I can't believe what I'm hearing. - Can't believe what I'm hearing
377>>- What? I said -  What? I said
378>>- Would you stop? - Was I doing it again?
379>>Yes!
380>>I said you had a nice butt. It's just not a great butt.
381>>- You won't know a butt if it bit you. - There's an image.
382>>Would anybody like more coffee?
383>>You made it, or you're serving it?
384>>- I'm just serving it. - I'll have a cup of coffee.
385>>Kids,new dream.
386>>I'm in Las Vegas.
387>>Miss,more coffee?
388>>Could you give this to that guy over there?
389>>Go ahead. Thank you.
390>>Sorry. Okay,Las Vegas.
391>>I'm in Las Vegas.
392>>I'm Liza Minnelli..
1>>六人行 第1季 第01集 莫妮卡的新室友
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2>>荣誉出品 河马根据friends6字幕完美调较时间轴
3>>没什么好说的！ 他不过是我的同事！
4>>少来了，你和那个人一起出去！
5>>和你交往的男人一定有问题！
6>>打住，乔伊，嘴下留德
7>>他驼背？既驼背又带假发？
8>>慢着，他吃粉笔吗？
9>>我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙
10>>各位别急， 这不算约会
11>>我们不过是出去吃晚餐 而且不做爱
12>>听起来好像是说我的约会
13>>记得中学时代的梦， 我站在自助餐厅
14>>突然发现自己全身赤裸
15>>我做过那样的梦
16>>我低头一看， 看见有一支电话…
17>>在那儿
18>>- 而不是…？ - 没错
19>>我没做过那样的梦
20>>突然,那个电话响了
21>>我不知道该怎么办, 大家都看着我
22>>之前他们就不看着你?!
23>>最后,我觉得应该接这个电话
24>>发现是我妈妈打来的,
25>>这十分怪 因为….她从来不打电话给我!
26>>嘿
27>>这家伙说“你好”的时候, 我总想杀了我自己
28>>你还好吧?
29>>我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙, 抓住我的小肠,从我的嘴里拉出来
30>>- 再在我的脖子上打结… - 要饼干吗?
31>>卡箩今天搬走了她的东西
32>>- 我给你拿咖啡. - 谢谢
33>>不,不要! 不要清理我的气息!
34>>- 不要管我的气息,好吗? - 好呀!  继续痛苦吧!
35>>- 我会没事的,好吧?. 真的,各位,我希望她开心. - 不,你并不希望
36>>是的，我不希望！  去她的, 她离开了我!
37>>你又不知道她是女同性恋
38>>不知道!! 行了吧?!
39>>为什么每个人老是提它?
40>>她都不知道,我怎么会知道?
41>>有时候我希望我是女同性恋…
42>>我大声说出来啦?
43>>我昨晚告诉爸爸妈妈了, 他们看起来没什么问题
44>>噢, 真的吗?
45>>那我凌晨三点接到一个女人 打来的可笑电话,她在电话中抽泣说
46>>“我不会有孙子了,我不会有孙子了.” 那是怎么回事?打错电话啦?
47>>对不起
48>>没事的,罗斯,瞧. 你现在感到很痛苦
49>>你很生气.你感到伤心
50>>我告诉你答案是什么?
51>>脱衣舞俱乐部!
52>>别这样,你单身了!有需求的!
53>>我不想单身,好吗?
54>>我只想….再次结婚!
55>>而我只想要100万美金!
56>>- 瑞秋?! - 噢,上帝,莫妮卡,你好,感谢上帝!
57>>我刚到你那里去,而你不在,
58>>那个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里, 你真在这里,你真在这里!
59>>- 你想点咖啡吗? - 无的
60>>好了,各位,这位是瑞秋, 另一个林肯高中的幸存者
61>>这就是各位啦 这是钱德,菲比
62>>乔伊. 还有，你还记得我哥哥Ross吗?
63>>- 当然,你好! - 你好
64>>那你现在可以告诉我们了吗, 还是说我们在等着四位湿漉的伴娘?
65>>好吧,大概在婚礼前半个小时.
66>>我在礼品间里
67>>我正看着那个船形卤肉盘. 那是个非常好看的船形卤肉盘
68>>然后,突然-
69>>有糖吗?
70>>我发现我对这个船形卤肉盘 比对Barry更有冲动!
71>>然后我吓呆了,突然想到:
72>>Barry看起来多象土豆头先生呀
73>>我总是觉得他眼熟,但是…
74>>不管怎么说,我必须离开那里, 我在想
75>>“我为什么这样做, 我为谁这样做?”
76>>我不知道该去哪里, 而且我知道我和你有点疏远了
77>>但你是我这个城市里唯一认识的人
78>>- 还没有被邀请到婚礼上. - 噢,我不希望提起这件事….
79>>我猜他给她买了个管风琴, 而她很不喜欢那个
80>>吐拿鱼或鸡蛋沙拉?快决定!
81>>“克莉丝汀吃什么我吃什么.”
82>>爸爸,我只是…不能嫁给他!
83>>对不起,我只是不爱他了
84>>这对我很有关系!
85>>“如果我不抓着我的头发, 我的头就会掉下来.”
86>>噢,她真不应该穿那条裤子
87>>我说把她推下楼
88>>把她推下楼!把她推下楼! 把她推下楼!
89>>爸爸,听我说!
90>>这就好像,在我一生中, 所有人都告诉我, “你是鞋子!”
91>>“你是鞋子,你是鞋子,你是鞋子!”
92>>然后今天,我不这么认为了,对我自己说, '如果我不想成为鞋子呢?
93>>如果我想成为一个包?shine your way
94>>或一顶帽?
95>>不,我不是让你给我买帽子
96>>这是个比喻,爸爸!
97>>你能发现他哪里出问题了
98>>爸爸,这是我的生活
99>>也许我可以和莫妮卡住在一起
100>>我猜我们已经确定 她和莫妮卡住在一起了…
101>>也许那是我的决定
102>>也许我不需要你的钱
103>>等等！我说也许!!
104>>呼吸,呼吸,对啦
105>>只想着一些让你镇定的好东西…
106>>玫瑰上的雨滴 还有猫的胡须
107>>门铃和雪橇铃还有手套…
108>>啦啦啦,还有一些面条…
109>>我现在好多了
110>>我帮上忙啦!
111>>瞧,这也许是最好的?
112>>独立了,把握自己的生活. 就像你说的“帽子”的事情
113>>还有,你还需要什么, 你可以来乔伊
114>>我和钱德就住在对面. 而且他经常不在
115>>乔伊,不要再勾引她了! 今天是她结婚的日子!
116>>怎么啦,难道这还有什么规定吗?
117>>我来
118>>请不要再这么干,那是很讨厌的声音
119>>恩,我是保罗
120>>天呀,到6:30了吗?让他进来!
121>>- 谁是保罗? - 保罗,调酒师, 保罗?
122>>也许是吧
123>>等等,你今晚的“不是真正约会” 是和调酒师保罗?
124>>- 他终于约你出去啦? - 是的!
125>>噢,真是个可以载入日记的时刻
126>>- 瑞秋, 等等,我可以取消…. - 不,别,你去吧,没什么的!
127>>Ross,你还好吧? 你希望我留下来吗?
128>>那会很好的…
129>>- 真的? - 不,去吧! 那可是调酒师保罗!
130>>那是什么意思? 他卖酒,喝酒
131>>还是抱怨酒?
132>>进来,保罗,这是.
133>>大家, 各位,这是保罗
134>>- 你好! 保罗!嘿!调酒师!嘿! - 对不起,我没听清楚你的名字.保罗,是吗?
135>>好啦,我就….我就回来,我要…….
136>>闲逛?
137>>换衣服!
138>>好了,坐会儿. 很快就好
139>>噢,我刚拔掉四根睫毛. 不是个好兆头
140>>你好, 保罗! 告诉你个小秘密
141>>她很喜欢你来回在同一个地方揉她的脖子
142>>重复来重复去,直到变红为止
143>>闭嘴, 乔伊!
144>>那么瑞秋,你今晚…打算干什么?
145>>我本来应该到Aruba度蜜月
146>>所以…没事做!
147>>是呀,你都没办法过蜜月
148>>不过,Aruba,这个时候…?
149>>你可以谈论下.
150>>大蜥蜴
151>>不管怎样,如果今晚你觉得寂寞的话
152>>乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具
153>>是呀,而且我们为此感到兴奋
154>>谢谢了,不过我想今晚还是呆在这里吧
155>>- 今天可真是漫长. - 是呀,没错
156>>嘿,Pheebs,你要来帮忙吗?
157>>噢,我希望我能,但是我不想
158>>爱情就像夏日冲凉一样甜美, 爱情是无以伦比的艺术品
159>>但是,你的爱呀,你的爱, 你的爱…
160>>就好像一只巨大的鸽子…
161>>在我心中排泄
162>>La-la-la-la-la- 谢谢. La-la-la-la…呜呜呜呜呜呜
163>>我应该把支架固定在侧面
164>>用螺纹蜗轮…
165>>我没有支架,没有看到螺纹蜗轮
166>>而且..我的腿麻了
167>>- 我想我们弄好书架了. - 看起来不错
168>>那是什么?
169>>我认为那应该是个L型支架
170>>- 它应该安在哪里? - 我完全…没有主意
171>>-搞定书架了! -完工了!
172>>这是卡箩最喜欢的啤酒
173>>她总是不用罐喝,我该知道
174>>- 你要是再开始那些话,我们就走了. - 就是,不要把这些快乐给搞砸了
175>>Ross,问你一个问题
176>>她得到家具,音响,电视-
177>>你得到了什么?
178>>- 你们呀.  - 天呀. - 你被坑了. - 上帝!
179>>- 我的老天! - 我知道,我是个笨蛋
180>>当她一礼拜见4,5次牙医, 我就该知道了
181>>谁的牙齿需要这么干净呀?
182>>我哥哥正在克服这种事呢, 他糟透了
183>>你是怎么克服的?
184>>你可以试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西
185>>- 比如她的… - …腿?
186>>那是一个例子! 我- 砸了她的表
187>>你真的砸了她的表?
188>>我干的最坏的一件事是… 把我男友最喜欢的浴巾撕烂了
189>>- 消除痛苦. - 没错
190>>Barry,对不起,对不起
191>>我知道你可能认为和那天我对你说 你穿袜子做爱有关,但不是的
192>>这和我有关,我只是…
193>>嘿,机器又把线路挂断了.
194>>我知道会有很幸运的女孩 成为凡可·巴瑞太太的
195>>但她不会是我
196>>而且我现在也不知道我到底是谁.  但你得给我机会去.
197>>我离婚了!
198>>- 我才26岁就离婚了! - 闭嘴!  -你得停下来!
199>>我花了一个小时弄那个
200>>Ross,你得明白, 我们两个还没有长久的恋爱关系呢
201>>而你已经和一个女人相爱四年了
202>>四年的亲近和分享, 最后她把你的心给伤透了
203>>这就是为什么我们不这么干!
204>>我不认为那是我的意思!
205>>你知道最可怕的地方是什么吗?  如果每个人只有一个女人适合,知道吗?
206>>就是说如果你拥有一个女人,就成了
207>>不幸的是,她拥有了一个女人…
208>>你在说什么呀? '一个女人'?
209>>那就好像你只有一种口味的冰激凌
210>>让我告诉你,Ross. 还有很多种口味
211>>有Rocky Road口味,Cookie Dough口味, 然后还有香草口味
212>>还可以和糖条,果仁,或者奶油一起吃!
213>>现在是你一生中最好的事情发生了!
214>>你难道是八岁结婚的?
215>>欢迎回到现实里! 拿起勺子!
216>>- 我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴了. - 离我的冰箱远点!
217>>从她离开我之后,我…
218>>怎么啦?
219>>难道你想边吃面条边讲出来?
220>>不,不止要和你第五次约会的事情
221>>噢,那么会有第五次约会咯?
222>>你不想?
223>>不,我想
224>>-你要说什么?
225>>好吧,自从,自从她离开我之后
226>>我就一直不能,不能.
227>>过性生活
228>>- 噢天那,对不起,对不起… - 没事,没事…
229>>我知道被人吐水应该不是你现在需要的
230>>- 恩,多久了?
231>>- 两年. - 哇哦!
232>>哇哦!我真高兴你砸了她的表!
233>>那你还希望有第五次约会吗?
234>>是的,我希望
235>>我们今天聚在这里参加Joanne Louise Cunningham
236>>和Charles. Chachi-Chachi-Chachi Arcola
237>>的神圣婚礼
238>>看!
239>>可是Joanne爱的是Chachi! 这就是不同!
240>>“拿起勺子..”
241>>你知道我多久没拿勺子了吗?
242>>难道'比利,别撑英雄' 这句话对你没意义?
243>>真是个好故事!. 但是,我得走了
244>>我要和Andrea,还是Angela, 还是Andrea约会?  该死
245>>Andrea是爱尖叫的那个, Angela有猫
246>>好啦.谢啦.是Julie.我走了
247>>问题来了.. 就算我想.
248>>约一个女人出来
249>>我该约谁?
250>>是不是很不可思议? 我以前可从来没冲过咖啡
251>>- 是很不可思议. - 恭喜你
252>>我认为如果我能冲咖啡, 我就什么事都可以做了
253>>我认为应该是, “如果我能入侵波兰, 我就什么事都可以做了.”
254>>你现在正进入角, 有没有想做个蛋卷之类的东西…
255>>不过我还不太饿…
256>>真不赖, Lenny和Squigy在这里
257>>早上好 早上好
258>>- 早上好. - 早上好, 保罗
259>>- 你好, 保罗. - 嘿, 保罗, 对吗?
260>>- 谢谢你!  太感谢你了! - 不要这样!
261>>不,我要告诉你,昨晚上我就好像.. 我所有的生日..毕业典礼
262>>外加大厦落成典礼
263>>我们过会再说
264>>好的,谢谢你
265>>那不是真正的约会?!
266>>你真正的约会干什么?
267>>- 闭嘴,把我的桌子搬回去. - 好的!
268>>好啦,孩子们,我要去工作啦
269>>不过如果我不把那些数字输入,… 也不会有什么区别
270>>你们都有工作吗?
271>>对,我们都有.. 这样我们才有钱买东西
272>>- 对,我是演员. - 哇!我有见过你的作品吗?
273>>我不认为.大部分是地方性节目
274>>等等,除非你在公园小剧场
275>>看过重排的木偶奇遇记
276>>那还是份工作吧?
277>>'瞧,Gippetto,我是个真正的小男孩.'
278>>- 别这样羞辱我. - 你是对的,对不起
279>>“当我还是个小木头人,小木头人…”
280>>你们该知道,他快死了
281>>噢, 钱德?
282>>你今天怎么样? 睡得好吗?
283>>和Barry谈过吗? 我笑个不停
284>>看得出来,你就好像睡觉时 有个衣架在你嘴里
285>>我知道,他只是太…..
286>>- 你还记得你和Tony DeMarco吗? - 是的,记得
287>>就好像那样..的感觉
288>>- 哇,你有麻烦了. - 没错!
289>>想要婚纱吗? 几乎没用过
290>>我想我们谈的远了点
291>>好啦,我要站起来,去工作了, 而且不整天想着他
292>>或者只是站起来工作
293>>- 那么,祝我好运! - 为什么?
294>>我要去那个工作的什么东西
295>>- 嘿, 莫妮卡!. - 嘿,Frannie,欢迎回来!
296>>- 佛罗里达怎么样? - 你做爱了,是吗??
297>>- 你怎么知道的? - 我恨你
298>>我在和我的Roz阿姨穿过鹦鹉丛林, 你却在做爱!
299>>那么,是和谁?
300>>你认识保罗吗?
301>>保罗,调酒那个? 是呀,我认识保罗
302>>你认识他就好像我认识他一样?
303>>开玩笑吧? 保罗还欠我人情呢
304>>在我之前, 他两年都没办法过性生活
305>>当然那是个谎言!
306>>为什么?为什么有人会做这样的事情?
307>>我想更复杂的答案是
308>>“和你上床”
309>>我恨男人,我恨男人!
310>>不,不要这样, 你不会希望把他们赶出宇宙的
311>>是因为我吗?
312>>是因为我有某种导向类的东西, 只有狗.
313>>有感情问题的男人才会发觉?
314>>好啦,过来这里,把你的脚给我
315>>我只是以为他是个好人
316>>我真不敢相信 你不知道那是个谎言!
317>>- 猜猜怎么样? - 你得到工作啦?
318>>开玩笑吗?我一点经验都没有!
319>>- 我今天被十二个招聘的嘲笑.. - 而且你还这么高兴.
320>>你也会的高兴的 如果你发现John和David的皮靴打… !
321>>5折
322>>是呀,你多了解我…
323>>这就是我的新皮靴 我不需要工作，我不需要父母
324>>我有我的新皮靴!
325>>- 你用什么付帐的? - 恩,信用卡
326>>那谁付帐单呢?
327>>恩… 我… 爸爸
328>>天呀,各位,这真的必要吗? 我随时都可以停止使用的
329>>你不能靠你爸爸过一辈子
330>>我知道,这就是为什么我要结婚
331>>别逼她,第一次独立生活是很困难的
332>>谢谢你
333>>不客气,记得我第一次来这个城市 我才十四岁
334>>我妈妈刚自杀,我的继父进了监狱
335>>然后在这里我不认识任何人
336>>然后我和一个在港务局 给人擦车窗的白化病人住在一起
337>>最后他也自杀了
338>>然后我到按摩这份工作. 所以相信我,我完全了解你的感受
339>>你想说的话是:
340>>'总之'…
341>>- 好了,准备好了吗?? - 不不不,我没准备好,我怎么能准备好?
342>>“嘿, 瑞秋! 你没带降落伞就跳出飞机了?”
343>>- 不要这样,我做不到! - 你行,我知道你行!
344>>- 我不这么想. - 来嘛,你会泡咖啡!你能做任何事!
345>>来吧,剪掉,剪掉,剪掉,剪掉,剪掉,…
346>>知道吗? 我想我们可以就把它们放在这里
347>>- 这就好像某个肢体符号… - 瑞秋!那是图书卡!
348>>知道吗,如果你仔细听, 你可以听到店主们在尖叫
349>>欢迎来到真实世界!
350>>它很糟糕,但是你会喜欢的!
351>>好啦,够啦. 你要在沙发上睡?
352>>- 不,我要回家. - 你还好吗?  - 是的
353>>嘿,莫妮卡,瞧我刚在地板上发现什么
354>>什么?
355>>那是保罗的手表. 你就把它放回原处吧
356>>哦，孩子们，好啦
357>>- 好吧,晚安,各位. - 晚安
358>>- 对不起,你拿吧  - 不,你吃吧,我不想吃它 - 分着吃?  - 好吧
359>>好吧,你可能不知道,在高中,我曾
360>>暗恋过你
361>>我知道
362>>你知道!噢….
363>>我还以为你一直认为 我是莫妮卡的怪哥哥呢
364>>我是这么认为的
365>>听着, 你是不是认为..?
366>>噢,你不要太在意我的脆弱
367>>但是你认为我可以约你出去吗?有时?可能?
368>>当然
369>>可能
370>>好吧
371>>好吧,可能我会…
372>>- 晚安. - 晚安
373>>再见….
374>>等等,你怎么啦?
375>>我只是刚刚拿起勺子
376>>- 我真不敢相信我的耳朵. - 我真不敢相信我的耳朵.
377>>- 怎么啦,我说你有个- - 我说你有个…
378>>- 你能不能不那么干? - 噢,我又来了?
379>>- 没错!
380>>我说你有个好臀部. 但不是个很棒的臀部.
381>>- 噢,如果它不凑过来给你打一下, 你是不知道它是不是很棒的臀部的. - 想象一下
382>>有人要咖啡吗?
383>>你冲的,还是你端的?
384>>- 我端的. -- 好吧,我要杯咖啡
385>>孩子们,新的梦…
386>>我在拉斯维加斯
387>>小?能再来点咖啡吗?
388>>哦,对不起, 你能把这个给拿到那边吗?
389>>继续呀.. 谢谢
390>>对不起. 好吧,拉斯维加斯
391>>我在拉斯维加斯
392>>…我是Liza Minelli-