Mother,just once,can we go 妈妈,能不能就那么一次,我们一起吃饭时
...and not talk about what I'm wearing or where my career is going? 你不要谈论我的衣着和我的工作
Or who I'm dating. 包括我和谁约会.
-Ready for the check?-God,yes. -准备好买单了?-天哪,是的.
-I'll take it.-No,darling. -我来吧.-不,亲爱的.
I said I'll take it.Here,take it.Go.Run. 我说了我来.这里,拿着,走,跑.
Very sweet. 真甜蜜啊.
老友记歌词-And on what they pay you-Career. -他们到底为什么给你工钱.-工作.
You don't have to worry about me. I'm doing fine. 你不用担心我.我做的很好.
I'm afraid this has been denied. 我想这张卡被禁用了.
That's impossible. 这不可能.
That's all right,dear. Here you go. 好吧,亲爱的,用这张吧.
The One With The Fake Monica
How'd someone get your card number? 怎么会有人知道你的信用卡号码?
No idea.Look how much they spent. 我也不知道,你看他们花了多少钱
You only have to pay for the stuff you bought. 你只须付你所买的东西
Still,it's just such reckless spending. 我知道,他真是挥霍无度
When 我想他偷去你的信用卡时
...they've already thrown caution to the wind. 根本就已忘了王法
Wow,what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop. 真是个变态,花了69·95元买”神奇拖把”
That's me. 我买的
You see,when I say geek,I mean 你看,我说变态,我的意思是
The hell with it,you bought a $70 mop,you're a geek. 怎么回事,你花了70块买一把拖把,你是个变态.
Oh,yuck.Ross,he's doing it again. 哦,讨厌.罗斯,他又这么干了.
Marcel,stop humping the lamp. 马修,别再侵犯那盏灯了
Stop humping.Now,Marcel,come Come here,Marcel. 停止侵犯.现在,马修,过来,马修.
Oh,no.Not in my room. I'll get him. 不,又到我房里了,我去抓它出来
You've got to do something about that. 罗斯,你得想办法阻止
What?It's just a phase. 什么?这只是个阶段
Well,that's what we said about Joey. 我们当时也是这么说乔伊的
You'd think you would be more understanding. 你们能多给点理解吗?
I know.But we're not. 我明白.可是我们不能.
Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal. 你们冷静点行吗?这又没什么了不起
-Marcel,stop it.Marcel.Bad monkey.-What? -马修,停,坏猴子.-又怎么了?
Let's say my Curious George is no longer curious. 我只能说,我的好奇乔治玩偶不再好奇
You are not still going over that thing. 摩妮卡,你还是无法释怀
-This woman's living my life.-What? -这女人过著我的生活.-什么?
She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me. 她过著我的生活,而且过得比我好,
Look at this.Look.She buys tickets to plays I wanna see. 看,她买的戏票是我一直想看的戏
She shops where I'm afraid of the salespeople. 她买的衣服是我早就想买的
-She spent $300 on art supplies. -You're not an artist. -她花了三百块买艺术用品. -你又不是艺术家
I might be if I had the supplies. 如果有艺术用品,我或许已是个艺术家
I mean,I could do all this stuff. Only I don't. 我本来可以的,只是现在不是
Oh,Monica,come on.You do cool things. 摩妮卡,别泄气,你做的工作很酷
Really?Let's compare,shall we? 真的?我们来做比较,好吗?
Oh,it's so late for "shall we." 现在说”好吗”有点太迟了
Do I horseback ride in the park? 我到过公园骑马吗?
-Do I take classes at the New School?-No. -我在新学校上过课吗?-没有
She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother. 她拥有我想要的一切,而且她没有我妈
-How about Joey Paponi? -No,still too ethnic. -乔依帕波尼如何?-不好,太有种族意味了
-My agent wants a more neutral name. -Joey Switzerland? -我的经纪人认为,我该取个中立一点的名字 -乔伊瑞士?
Plus,I think it should be Joe. Joey makes me sound like I'm this big: 而且,我应该就是乔, 乔伊让我感觉…这么大
Which I'm not. 可我不是
Joe,Joe,Joe Stalin? 乔…乔斯大林?
Stalin. 斯大林,
Do I know that name?It sounds familiar. 我认识这名字吗?听得很熟悉.
Well,it does not ring a bell with me. 我没印象
But you're more plugged into that show business thing. 但是你是深深陷在表演事业之中了啊
Joe Stalin. 乔斯大林,
You know,that's pretty good. 这名字很好
You might wanna try Joseph. 或许你想试试乔瑟夫
Joseph Stalin. 乔瑟夫斯大林
-I think you'd remember that.-Yes. -我好像记得这个名字.-是的.
Bye Bye Birdie,starring Joseph Stalin. ”别了,鸟儿”乔瑟夫斯大林主演
Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof. ”屋顶上的提琴手”中的乔瑟夫斯大林
Hi.Yes,this is Monica Geller. 对,我是摩妮卡盖勒
I'm taking some classes with you, and I was wondering what they were. 我想有在你们那里上课,我想知道是哪些课
I've had a recent head injury and certain numbers 我最近头部受伤,只记得一些数字了
Barbecue.Oh,did I? See,there you go. 野外烤肉.哦,我应该去吗?好的,
-What are you doing? -All right,great. -你在干什么?-太好了,谢谢
Great.Thanks a lot. I'm going to tap class. 太棒了,非常感谢,我要去上踢踏舞课
To dance with the woman that stole your card? 和偷你信用卡的人一起跳踢踏?
To see what she looks like. 这样你就可以知道她长什么样子.
I'm sure her picture's up at the post office. 我可以肯定她的照片就挂在邮局里面.
I should get to see who she is. 我应该去看看她是何方神圣
You're kind of losing it here. This is becoming a weird obsession. 摩妮卡,你有点失去理智了, 你被这件事所完全操控
This is madness,I tell you. 我跟你说,这叫做疯狂,
For the love of God,Monica, don't do it. 上帝保佑,摩妮卡别这么做
Thank you. 谢谢
-What do you think? -Lots of things. -你们怎么认为?-很多
-Which one is she? -May I help you? -你认为是哪一个?-我能帮你们什么吗?
No,thanks.We're just here to observe. 谢谢,我们是来参观的
You don't observe a dance class. You dance a dance class. 舞蹈课不是参观来的,舞蹈课来跳舞的
Spare shoes are over there. 那儿有舞鞋
What does she mean? 什么意思?
I think she means "You dance a dance class." 我想她是叫我们进去跳
-Come on,come on,come on. -Really? -来吧,来吧,来吧,-真的?
Do you see anybody you think could be me? 有看见我的分身吗?
Last time there were yogurt containers lying around after class. 各位,上回有人在教室留下酸乳空瓶
-Let's not have that happen again. -She could be you. -希望别再发生那种事.-她可能是你
Let's get started. 开始吧
Five,six. Five,six,seven,eight. 五,六,五,六,七,八
-Okay,I'm not getting this. -I'm totally getting it. -我跟不上.-我完全融人
Do you ever feel like you're so uncoordinated? 你不会觉得,自己有时毫无协调感吗?
What?You click when they click. 怎么了?只要他们踢的时候你踢就是了
All right,everyone grab a partner. 各位个舞伴
All right.And my dead mother said you are it.I'm with Rachel. 我死去的妈说就是你,我和瑞秋
Great,it's gym class all over again. 这下可好,体育课的旧事又重演了
You can come up to the front and dance with me. 无所谓,你过来和我一起跳
Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare? 我何不脱下衣服来场恶梦?